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Wullie Blake

Mystics, unwashed, disturbed denziens of the fragrant mind, unicycling through a labyrinth of vomit,

About Me

Hello, my name is William Blake but you can call me Wullie.I was born in 1757 in London I am a poet, painter, visionary mystic, and engraver, who illustrates and prints his own books. I proclaim the supremacy of the imagination over the rationalism and materialism of modern society. Misunderstanding has shadowed my career as a writer and artist however and I plan to make amends by resurfacing in the 21st century as an esoteric agony aunt.I will answer any troubling questions posed to me whether they be of a spiritual nature or not although the unknown modes of being is undoubtedly my area of expertise. For now I feel the best manner in which to deal with questions is to recieve them in the comments,I will then reprint and reply to them in the blog. Ask away.

My Interests

Alchemy, necromancy,painting, engraving, poetry, goat herding, volcanoes, self flaggelation, D.I.Y. dentistry, fridge lifting, trancendental death matches, barbed wire medication.The forth way.

I'd like to meet:

The Universal technician.The Architect of space laughter.The Unnamable zeitgeist.The Unfathomable potholer.The ineffable turd shoveler.The provident loaner.The spam dreamers of yestermeat.Alan Watts on a houseboat.A brief apparition of Klaus Kinski without a hat,Tom Waits in a dentist waiting room,P.D.Ouspensky,Rolf Harris,The Charles Masheen,Gene Seberg,Richard Whitely (post mortem),Sideshow Bob.Peter Boyle,
The greatest Tom and Jerry cartoon ever made!

My Blog

Pete - and you can take that to the bank

  Dear Wullie,I've got a bit of a decision to make. This banking thing, any thoughts?G. Brown,London. Wullie Blake says, Sorry G. but I'm afraid it's too late, we're all fucked. I might suggest c...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:04:00 PST

The nebulous charge of subversion

Anyone for a Chinese takeaway?
Posted by Wullie Blake on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

Wullie Blake - Package from the other side

  Well... from the post office actually.My mother died in June last year, my brother took on the house and now lives there. Last week he came over and asked me if I was going anywhere near the ma...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:28:00 PST

Wullie Blake - barefoot brain traveller’s spectre of collapse

the man who sold the worm o rabid  percentage of institutionalised roarscrape out thy indignant woepay no mind the sleeping guardians of the liefor theirs is not you’re path Q. How should o...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

Kenney - Lindsay Lohan, broken wrists and the imaginary death of an imaginary Icon

wullie... I have recently been forced to watch the worst film ever made 'I know who killed me' starring Lindsay lohan...as far as i can tell its a film about fuck all!..to add to this I have recently ...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:42:00 PST

frances - By the way, Mr. Blake, when did you discover "Italo Disco"?

By the way, Mr. Blake, when did you discover "Italo Disco"? xoxofrances   Wullie Blake says Well francis, if truth be told, I woke up one morning with a slight hangover from the night before, t...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

Pete - What forking path !!?

  Dear Wullie, I've been working on a new theory of "limited determinism" which is essentially based on a hard determinist framework (whereby all future and past events can be predicted by a know...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

Wullie Blake - Dream a little freaky dream

I had a strange dream last night about my father, who died about nine years ago. I was on holiday in Spain, at some beachfront resort, it had a pier and bars along the beach on either side of the pier...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 04:18:00 PST

Wullie B and Martin H on suicide, Christopher Walken and doppelgangers

Martin H. I can't believe this story. I love the fact that she scripted the suicide attempt and even the aftermath ----  Christine Chubbuck (also named "Chris Hubbock" by some sources) (b. August...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 05:09:00 PST

Wullie Blake - Bi-location, diarrhea and Werthers originals!

  Why me!!!!!?   maybe I should get into this.... If you can read the first paragraph aloud without laughing, then you need to get some more fur on your bones. http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Fu...
Posted by Wullie Blake on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:36:00 PST