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dean

Sometime I think I've found my hero, but it's a queer romance... (Richard Rogers & Lorenz Hart).

About Me

DEAN JOHNSON, LEAD SINGER, THE VELVET MAFIA. NEW CD, "CHEAP BUT NOT FREE" AVAILABLE ON CDBABY.COM. CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE: WWW.VELVETMAFIATHEBAND.COM

My Interests

MUSICIAN, PROMOTER, WRITER, FILM MAKER, PERFORMANCE ARTIST, WHORE. BETWEEN INSTIGATING PUBLIC ORGIES I PRODUCE SHOWCASES FOR QUEER MUSIC. CURRENTLY ON RUN FROM NYPD FOR PROMOTING PUBLIC INDECENCY.

I'd like to meet:

GORE VIDAL, MARIO LOPEZ, MADDOX JOLIE-PITT

Music:

YES PLEASE.

Movies:

"SALO" BY PASOLINI.

Television:

OK, BUT FIRST TURN OFF THE MUSIC.

Books:

"A MASSIVE SWELLING" BY CINTRA WILSON, "PERPEPTUAL WAR FOR PERPEPTUAL PEACE" BY GORE VIDAL, "PLEASE KILL ME" EDITED BY LEGS MACNEILL, "EDIE: AN AMERICAN BIOGRAPHY" BY JEAN STEIN AND EDITED BY GEORGE PLIMPTON, "HOLLYWOOD BABYLON I & II" BY KENNETH ANGER

Heroes:

MAE WEST, CHARLES NELSON REILLY, PAUL LYNDE, ANDY WARHOL, CHER, ALFRED KINSEY, JONATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS, T.R. KNIGHT, LANCE BASS, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, KEEP 'EM COMIN', BOYS!!!..

My Blog

sex and the layered-look

"One thing I've learned is that homosexuality was around way back in ancient times," says Loredo, 24, who enrolled in a sociology course called Queer Cultures and Society. "Before, I thought homosexua...
Posted by dean on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST

celebrity season in nyc

Now that fashion week in nyc is over (and thank god - all those models running around were making me feel like a little haggy - shut up) showbiz season has officially started. My band is back in rehe...
Posted by dean on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 08:16:00 PST

9/11 poem by Emily Dickinson

I saw this poem posted on the subway in one of those Barnes & Noble "Poetry in Motion" ads and it blew me away. It seemed like the perfect sentiment for the passing of this day. (Emily lived in the ...
Posted by dean on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 03:34:00 PST

another day in the "lowlife"

I lived. Here are some pics sent to me by my college buddy Anthony:Oh man was it hot in that uniform. Then as soon as I left the park some guy called wanting to meet me and he turned out to be reall...
Posted by dean on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:35:00 PST

another day in the life

My day started yesterday down at the courthouse where I had to pay my fine along with about forty other guys who had been busted for possession over the summer. I recognized a few of my friends from ...
Posted by dean on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:39:00 PST

LOWLIFE!!!!!!!

The show tomorrow should be hysterical. It's about trannie hookers on the Bowery in the 1800s....so who do I play? An Irish cop! I'll be wearing a polyester uniform from head-to-toe, white gloves and ...
Posted by dean on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:23:00 PST

"Private Tina Reporting For Duty!"

Things have been getting really ugly on the nyc nightlife scene lately. This weekend, a popular gay nightclub called "Mr. Black" was raided by the police, who arrested 30 people for drug possession a...
Posted by dean on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST

WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?

Did some kind of pogrom occur on myspace while I was on vacation? I just noticed that the profiles of over 500 of my friends have suddenly been deleted. Another one just disappeared while I was writ...
Posted by dean on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 07:59:00 PST

The boy next door

This is my next-door-neighbor Ricky. I've known him since he was six-years-old:My Little Ricky is all grown up now and has become, as you can see, a super-hot International Male Model. I'm so proud ...
Posted by dean on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:41:00 PST

GAY HELL

That's right..I actually vacationed in the pines. It was like living on the dance floor at Splash. From there I went to DC where I had a better time spending the weekend with a client who is disable...
Posted by dean on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:44:00 PST