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mae

Your mom went to college!

About Me

I went to UC and now work in business to business sales for a Cincinnati-based company. I am a social person and like many different things and kinds of people. I put my profile up here with no expectations: just as a way to make some new friends, and if something happens to develop out of that so be it, but I'm not looking for anything specific right now. I enjoy going out or staying in: anywhere can be fun with the right person. I really appreciate a good sense of humor, laughter is so important. Some of my favorite movies are: Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Meet the Parents and basically anything with Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller b/c they're hilarious. If you share this sense of humor then we'll get along fine. And, if you don't know where the quote "Your mom goes to college" comes from than watch Napleon Dynamite and all will become clear.
My friends would probably say I'm very friendly, easy to get along with, a good listener, and loyal. I think it's important to keep family and friends close. Just to throw this out there, my ideal guy would be attractive on the inside and out. Sure, looks matter, but what's more important is a great personality. I'd like someone who can make me laugh, who is trustworthy, and can carry on an intelligent conversation. Also, someone who has goals of some kind is always a plus.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? i start the water first then jump in when its hot
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 23
How old do you act? 28
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the cabin girl
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes

My Interests


I'd like to meet:


Which soda are you?

Cherry Coke
You are very risky and modern.

Movies:

swingers, about a boy, when harry met sally, 12 monkeys, bringing up baby, Austin Powers, romeo and juliet, The United States of Leland, Madea, Secretary, punch drunk love, HOW HIGH, Quills, pretty in pink

Television:

Extreme Home Makeover, Surreal Life, Niptuck, South of Nowhere, Law & Order, Bones, table, moesha, martin, The Real World, roswell, Animated Icons, Miami Ink, Sex & the City, punky brewster, The Family Guy, Related, X-Men