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haphazardly crass

I can smell a lie like a fart in a car.... - HHH

About Me

In time already spent, I have blurred the thin line between fantasy and reality as recollections became dreams and dreams became memories.

My Interests

Judgement is repugnant yet alluring within the realm of consciousness as humanity beats its barren shadows against the withered ground. Lively communication and spankey good times.........

I'd like to meet:

People who have been lost in wafers of madness, survived and have the gall to tell their contradictory tales. Spank-nuggets unite!!!

Music:

Blonde Redhead, A Tribe Called Quest, Talking Heads, Dead Kennedys, Miles Davis, P-Funk, Weezer, Yo La Tango, Sleater Kinney,the Beatles and some other stuff.

Movies:

Indie movies and the occational nauseating hollywood flick.

Television:

Monty Python, Pee-Wee's Playhouse and Conan O'Bryan.

Books:

Sophie's World, Dune Series, Ayn Rand novels (she loves to overuse the word incredulous but she did invent objectivism), Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Lord of the Rings, Crime and Punishment and the Unabridged Edgar Allen Poe Collection.

Heroes:

Anyone who has felt sorrow with their entire being, pulled their soul out of the mud and grime of existence, and wound up with a smile on their face and a song in their heart.

My Blog

Masquerades and Marred Parades

The air is chilled by sweet destruction when liquor hits the tongueAnd all the world is silent with chaos as the heart sings happy songsThe souls who clench their breast and know the suffering that re...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

Emotional Vomit

emotional vomit festered into my mouth and all the hate came dripping outinstigated violations stiring in my sightmy evil, selfish, sappy brain tells me I'm never rightand no one else upon the earth c...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 12:58:00 PST

A Private Waltz Into Madness

Is madness ever a choice? Is ever anyone in control of one's sanity? Does the universe bestow gifts upon one's shoulders only to have theses magical voices of god turn into the tempestuous ranting...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:19:00 PST

damn this sleepless night

damn this sleepless nightdamn this wretchedness and all its misery, damn the fool who talks to them all, damn the twinging fears, damn the loose strings, the detached strings, the mangled sloppy usles...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

Following Demons

I have made my bed with demons and stewed in ugly wrath,I have chosen to walk right next to them and follow the vengeful path.With my darkened heart and terrible lies,I have lost the hope that was onc...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:16:00 PST

The MIdnight Rider

The Midnight Rider rides smooth and swift, gliding through the trees.He leaves no trace, he leaves no tracks, just a gentle breeze.He travels by dark, covering landscapes, searching for his queen.That...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST

Allegory of An Apartment

Allegory of an ApartmentThe dark corners play shadows on the wall, just as Plato said. The flickering of a TV screen and I'm chained to my couch, wrapped in velvet marigold. His wise words spoke of a ...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:43:00 PST

Little Lady Hannah

Little lady Hannah's such a lucky girl. She's always smiling, never crying always loves the world. Shes so cute and funny and sweet and does many good deeds. She dreams of heaven and christian bret...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:30:00 PST

Compression

Compression sinks into my bones and leaves me feeling all alone Digression leads me far away, from all the places I meant to stay I feel some sappy depressing song, my body's organs feel so wrong My f...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 12:55:00 PST

Manic Mind

As spring time takes its place in the natural progression of the seasons, I begin to imagine the great possibilities a beautiful flower-filled world has to offer a young spirit like myself, filled wit...
Posted by haphazardly crass on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:47:00 PST