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M*randa!

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About Me

I love life and everything about it...I can't sit still and wiggle a lot. I get anxious watching boxing and the martial arts because I just want to jump in on the fun. I'm very blunt and entirely way too honest with everyone. I find that television makes me agro; commercials, reality TV, and the local news, that reports "pot holes, and "lost canaries" instead of the "real" shit that's going on in our world, it upsets me to no end.... I love the discovery channel, but prefer to go discover on my own, away from the couch. I'm not an angry person (only with TV), I smile a good 98-99% of almost everyday, and laugh at everything...even when it shouldn't be laughed at, i can't help it. I like growing up, but don't like growing up too quickly, I'll always be a kid at heart...I get emotional and cry out of joy while watching the Olympics and almost all sporting events... (odd? maybe! but I'm a girl)... For some reason I've always been fascinated by natural disaster...I love it when things flood and get torn to pieces by something like wind, water, or lava!...I like the wind and rain and would like to one day watch a volcano erupt...out of harms way of course. I take way too long of showers. I like bedclothes...(ie: sheets and blankets)... I love to make my bed really messy at night just so I can make it pretty and nice again in the morning! I like to make my bed. I feel it makes my room look clean....I like to take beverages into the shower with me, and like the idea that it doesn't matter if I spill....I love the martial arts and trained in and instructed Tae Kwon Do and Kickboxing for 11 years now, I'm a second degree black belt but had to pass on my testing to graduate form college...choices, life is full of em'!...doesn't mean I didn't learn the technique. I am also constantly fascinated by the human body and all the crazy anatomy and physiological stuff that comes with it. I am a Nationally Certified Massage Therapist, Certified Medical Herbalist and Nutrition Consultant and have my own practice. I am going to CSU to get a Degree in Nutritional Science which is also pre-med in order to go to Osteopathic Med. School afterwards...I just don't want to stop. I love life, animals and nature, like plants and trees and birds and bees. I like to rhyme when I talk just to see if anyone notices. I find my self to be absolutely hilarious, yet often find that I'm the only one laughing, but at least I'm easily entertained...I like run on sentences that turn into paragraphs like this one and like to use the (...) feature to break apart my thoughts, probably because I like to test all my friends that are English majors or English teachers, that can't help but to edit or correct everything I send them. I'm me and that's all I want to be when I grow up......................so don't mess :)

My Interests

Salsa/Swing/Hip Hop dancing, Tae Kwon Do, Kickboxing, Sparring, Skydiving (when I can afford it) Snowshoeing, Hiking, Biking, Running, pretty much anything fun that ends in "ING" and that gets me up and movin'. Health, Wellness, I LOVE LOVE, Speaking my mind and my heart. Pretty much all sports. ATV's, 4wheel"ing". Getting dressed up, sometimes for no reason at all....like putting heels on when I vacuum... I'm very crafty and like to build things....like book shelves. Landscaping, Construction, I did framing and finish work for a while, I miss it a lot...especially tile and grouting, that's fun. I sing, (high saprano/saprano/alto) mostly in the shower these days, but would love to get back into something other than my tub to sing in, like a church choir, only, I don't go to church. Anything crafty and artistic, I love a good roller coaster and yes I love tattoos. And oddly enough I like to change the oil in my car for kicks...weird? maybe? I'm a girl who likes to work on my car, cuz I know how to... and to get messy really.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who treats others the way they like to be treated; with respect, love and kindness always...oh, and Robin Williams and Lucille Ball, from "I love Lucy", if she were alive today. Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com

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Music:

I like and listen to pretty much every genre, except not too much country. Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson are GRAND! I have wanted to learn how to play the banjo since I was young....for real..no jokes! I don't lie. My likes are too long to list and my dislikes run the same length, There's some amazing music out there outweighed by a bunch "o" junk....here's a few I like, Zap Mama, Ben Folds, Dismemberment Plan, DeFacto, Paul Oakenfold, Ben Christophers, DJ Danger Mouse,Fiona Apple, Jurassic Five, Tool,Frou Frou, Fiest, Swollen Members, Tricky, Chopin, Mozart, Mustangs and Madras, Bjork, Sigur Ros, Modest Mouse, Cafe del Mar (all), The Postal Service, STP, North Atlantic, Queens of the Stone Age, NIN, Radio head, Rob Zombie..and I once heard "Rockin' the Casba" in Arabic, I like the Arabic version way more. Some all time favorites that will never die..Beastie Boyz, De La Soul, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Journey, David Bowie, Frank Sinatra, Prince, Christopher Lawrence, Tribe Called Quest, Dead Prez., AC/DC, Metallica, Aretha Franklin,Queen, Led Zeplin, Pat Benetar, Louie Armstrong, House of Pain, Madonna, Rage Against the Machine the list goes on and on and on... And yes...I still listen to really bad long hair rock bands like, White Snake, Twisted Sister, Quiet Riot, Motorhead and Judas Priest..I just dig it, I still can't tell you why.

Movies:

I'm a nerd for any documentary that involves animals, nature, anything spooky, weird, exciting or socially enlightening and educational. The Planet Earth Series & Blue Planet are jaw dropping every time... Some others: Office Space, Old School, A beautiful Mind, Amalie, Flight of the Navigator (yep, that's right!), any Muppet Movie that exists, 300 was a damn sexy movie, The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects, The Ring (just for the scene of the girl in the closet, and for the scene in the well when she gets the little girls wet hair wrapped around her hands...reminds me of public swimming pools, the nasty feeling of getting someone else's hair wrapped around your fingers...yuk)......there's so many it's hard to name them all...For some strange reason I think I've watched Weekend at Bernies more than any other movie in my entire life...and will probably watch it a few more times before I die....not because I like it, just because it's on.

Television:

"GET OFF THE COUCH !!!".......I don't have TV, but I use to watch Fraggel Rock as a kid, so if they still play Fraggel Rock....I may get TV again for that reason and that reason only.

Books:

Everything real and factual that I can learn form. -CUNT by: Inga Mucio (if you're a girl, you have one, I suggest you read it! / if you're a boy, you probably want one, I suggest you read it!), US Army Survival Manual (the best gift i have ever received...I can now make a raft out of branches and leaves, Almost every Nutrition, Health, Fitness and Herbal text I can get my hands on, I like Astrology, I believe in it and like to read about it as a hobby, oh! and the Dictionary (which seems to go un noticed these days...yes it still does exist, I promise, I can show you one.) Thesaurus is good too. I tend to start a new book before finishing the last...it's a problem I need to work with.

Heroes:

Every one of my family members! ...and I secretly think my, now 23 year old, cat is a super hero of some sort, that, or he's in the mafia....I'm hoping for the mafia...and Vinny Bear is my every day hero.

My Blog

Its been a while.....

... I can say that about a lot of things these days, like horseback riding, snuggling and well some other stuff that would be inappropriate yet totally worth it to say, but I'll refrain out of respec...
Posted by M*randa! on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:45:00 PST

Are you kidding me...?

Sometimes Im embarrassed to be human.... Ok people... If a weight loss patch really worked don't you think everyone would be skinny...? There's a patch for everything these days... Smoking, Birth Cont...
Posted by M*randa! on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

Just a little side note on friend requests...

Ok people... First off, If you send me some lame ass comment as in "you're hot", "hey sexy", "we should be friends", and/or "I wanna see more of what you got goin' on" etc...That's pretty tacky adn yo...
Posted by M*randa! on Tue, 06 May 2008 10:53:00 PST

My little moment of zen!

So Ive been sitting here replying to emails and checking school stuff when all of a sudden a little lady bug came crawling up on to my key board! It's an ambitious littel guy since it crawld over almo...
Posted by M*randa! on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:33:00 PST

contagious joy!

To the old man I see every wednesday, who stands out on the side walk in front of his house during rush hour with his guitar jammin' out to your own tune, while your long silver hair blows in the wind...
Posted by M*randa! on Fri, 02 May 2008 12:22:00 PST

tangerines and coffee don’t mix!

Im  just not sure how safe it can be to use the tredmills that have the TV screen directly infront of your brain no more than 5" away! Didn't our mothers always tell us never to sit to close the ...
Posted by M*randa! on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:51:00 PST

So it is true...

Time really does heal all wounds...Doesn't mean it didn't leave a scar...But at least it's healed, and healing still...I love that I can say that, that I've learned that, and felt it happen.It's hard....
Posted by M*randa! on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:33:00 PST

I’ll be registered at....

...has it really happened?...Is it really that time of our lives now?...I was kinda hoping it would hold off another few years...but, as it goes....More and more of my friends are getting married...an...
Posted by M*randa! on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 02:16:00 PST

my bright fucking pink envelope!

For all of the people who "want to get to know me" so they can get a free massage... FUCK OFF!When you find out Im a massage therapist, don't even ask "can I get a massage" unless a professional sessi...
Posted by M*randa! on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

I have a simple request....

To all the ladies that still think wearing glitter is sexy...Please do not wear your glitter to your massage...I do not care if it makes you look, or feel, sexy to be sparkly...And most of all, I do n...
Posted by M*randa! on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 11:47:00 PST