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captain birdshit parrotseed

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About Me

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(ESTP)
Your personality type is dominant, driven, poised, and self-aware.
You are Extroverted, Sensing, Thinking, and Perceiving. cascadia,finally homethe emperor wears a lot of clothes head to toe full armor seven layers- 1.benevolence 2.compassion 3.authority 4. Fairness 5.equality 6.awareness 7.empowerment the lover wears no clothesbulldoze all your bullshit push your fear aside clear your path gently tread lightly there is no need for preparation for you are right on time trust the truth you seek and own it become it no more half-assed attempts at piecing together the remnants of the past trying to make them make sense trying to ensensualize memory…lover-warrior- stand humble stand to be humbled it is quite a glorious experience ecstatic in a pressing way shrink your universal mentality into meager human existence remember you are nothing you are no-thing you are reflected brilliance for now may your questions rest in silence may the answers be apparent may you harmonize your heartbeat with your movement as you step into sacred oblivion not a blank darkness but immersion into light baptism in the holy waters of the living experience open you eyes and realize where you arethe sun has finally risen after sublime twilight and an anxious dawn beauty has swallowed conceptual hell as you stare through the window stand beneath the doorframe you watch as the sky pure blue is shattered into only imaginable possibility you step forward stare back through the window stand before the door grateful for the lesson of captivity for therein lies your liberation for therein lies your freedom the time has come to embrace this glory expansivethe emperor removes his armor to reveal his boyish innocence the lover naked wraps herself in human flesh and rests in lucid inertia the difficulties of the path that leads through the blackest nights of the soul have been lost to redemption and you find yourself strangely at peace the wild chaos of your mind has been hushed and tempered with warm spirit-fire and a gentle wash of motivational purity you breathe deeply as to desire fulfillment you exhale into completion and synthesis you step away from the cage with vague recollection as it dissipates and is consumed by the ocean which is time pastlover-warrior kneel in respect to yourself for you are triumphant in the ways of the heart and courageous in the trials of the blindness of perception you have released yourself into the kindness of the universe and the time has come for your acceptance into grace may you receive this with utmost confidence and spread your vision all the days of you life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

skelletons from my very own closet and lesbians on dirtbikes dogooders
frances cobain

My Blog

ode to my not so girlfriends

be cause there is always a, but... because some things about you are so incredibly perfect.  because we have touched on intimacy. because there are so many of you. my long losts my life...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:46:00 GMT

getting another job in portland

when opportunity knocks, then pounds on the fucking door and demands opening, fucking open the goddamned door. on sunday which was 4 days ago i went to ritual breakfast with liz and max and we went t...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:08:00 GMT

i need something as reliable as my honda

because if i change your oil every couple hundred miles you better run well. and if i am spending $420 a gallon on premium gas you better get good mileage and never never breakdown in the middle of t...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 18:49:00 GMT

what happens when i post a craigslist ad

So, maybe its that i went to arts high school for writing, but every time i post an ad on craigslist i get like, the best responses. and, like, alot of them.  it makes me feel better about myself...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:26:00 GMT

jig your way out of this one

because i need to move on, because i have lost faith in my own decisions, because i am tired, and tired of giving my self away needlessly, because i believe in the power of love even thoug it fails me...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 12:05:00 GMT

getting,,the job,, in portland

  back in december i emailed this chef about cooking breakfast at a restaurant in portland. she emailed me back and sid find us when you get here. i packed up and moved to portland to m...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:21:00 GMT

dresscode for snowmobiling in the -10

to go out and do 80 on a snowmobile on a lake in northern minnesota while the air temperature is negative ten and the windchill lies around negative 50, one should duly prepare.  i wear 2 pairs o...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 23:27:00 GMT

i hope you meant it

Fishing Everything falls apart And once things start rolling There is no end Until the end Of it all And the beginning Of a time that will come to pass Later Demolition continues One step at a time ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:00:00 GMT

mtn adventure

this last weekend i went on a backcountry camping trip with a friend from minnesota. i posted an ad on craigslist for someone to do this adventure with and this girl, mari, form minnetonka, who incide...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:21:00 GMT

poem

6.10.01   *I ache for my mother who bore me with a weak heart wore thick glasses and suffered a tyrant for 17 years is now married to an alcoholic speaks in the language of relation...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 21:46:00 GMT