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I'm Ryan Burritt. And Yes I Play Tambourine

With Passion, there can only come suffering

About Me

"There's not a single instance of a horror movie actually causing any violence. People know it's fake, that's why they allow themselves to enjoy it. It helps them deal with their own fears, the fear of things beyond their control. People blow up abortion clinics and then blame the bible, but you would never say 'ban the bible,' you'd say that's some lunatic who wants to kill people and then hide behind religion. Nobody ever died from a horror movie, in fact, it's the opposite. It's the single best date movie you can go to, because you're guaranteed to be squeezing that person for the entire film. And if the movie works, your date won't want to go to sleep alone. Horror films are an aphrodisiac. 9 months from now I predict a wave of 'Hostel' babies."
This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-Ã -vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Hello all, my name isn't really important since I am not an exciting person to most but if you must know it, it is Ryan. I am a person who is trying to better himself from the person he used to be, for I was not a very good person and frequently made my friends and relatives mad at me for being a complete dick. But I am trying now to be a better person in my actions. I enjoy people who have things to say and are not too overbearing unless they have something to be overbearing about, for it is good to be passionate for something in which you believe strongly. I always like to listen and talk with people who have things to say and am a very open-minded person about most things. I would like to meet people who have opinions of there own and do not let others control their actions or feelings. Even if we do not share the same interests it is always good to try new interests out, because you never know what may be your next love or passion in life. So if you would like to add me then please do, i am always looking to add new friends and learn new persepectives of different people and cultures. If there is anything you would like to know about me then please do not hesitate to ask as I am a very open person and will probably answer it.

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My Interests

I like to write poetry, which anyone who wants to can read in my blogs I really appreciate the feedback. and I just started painting, which is fun. Other than that i like to snowboard, watch movies, umm i don't know what else pretty much anything with my friends,

This one isnt done yet

Wow, good job. Alkaline Trio is a wonderful band,
and you should be proud that you know so much
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I'd like to meet:

I've already met her.

Music:

The Knife
Cansei de ser Sexy
Bonde Do Role
Beck
Your City State
Root Shoot Leaf
VHS or Beta
At The Drive-In
Brand New
Anatomy of a Ghost
Death From Above 1979
The Faint
The Good Life
The Sounds
The Police
Murder By Death
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead...
Bear Vs. Shark
The Snake The Cross The Crown
The Fall of Troy
Cursive
Desaparecidos
Something About Vampires and Sluts
The Art of Death After Dying In The River of Snakes
DELTRON 3030
Coheed And Cambria
The Blood Brothers
Taking Back Sunday
Bright Eyes
David Bowie
Ima Robot
Le Tigre
Horse The Band

Movies:

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot.
V For Vendetta
Alright I watch alot of movies, Many of Which you all have probably never seen nor will you nor will most of you want to, so lets start with those.
Cannibal Holocaust
Eaten Alive
Island of Death
I Spit on Your Grave
Last House on the Left
The Re-Animator
Crazy Lips
Alright I guess those are the worst ones I'll probably think of more later.
Almost Any horror movie known to man cause I will watch them all at least once but I will add the ones I really like here now.
Anything by Tim Burton cause he is my hero
Anything by Quetin Tarantino
Hostel
21 Grams
Requiem For a Dream
Pi
The Virgin Suicides
Kids
Gummo
Elephant
Fight Club
Capote
The Entire George A. Romero Dead Trilogy or I guess Quadrilogy now
Zombie
The Aliens Quadrilogy
The Hellraiser series
Cabin Fever
The Whole Nightmare on Elmstreet Series
The Child's Play Series
Labyrinth
The Crucible
Natural Born Killers
Texas Chainsaw Massacre(Old And New cause they were both good in their own way)
The Crow
Heathers
Nothing But Trouble
From Hell
Tales From The Hood
Tales From The Crypt
The Village
The Crazies
Dark City
May
Chidren of the Corn
Dog Soldiers
SAW I&II
Of Course the Exorcist
I will continually add more to this section as movies are my passion

Television:


Stewie

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Books:

My two favorite books are House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, and Shadows in the Asylum by D.A. Stern. you should all read these books for they are amazing.
As is:
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
,Said the Shotgun to the Head
The Marabou Stork Nightmares
Fight Club
Diary
In Cold Blood
Song of Kali
A Clockwork Orange
The Stepford Wives
A Brave New World
The Virgin Suicides
The Books of Blood by Clive Barker
Helter Skelter
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft
The Meloncoly Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories

Heroes:

Joel Gion
Tim Burton
Ed Wood
Darren Aronofsky
Eli Roth
Quentin Tarantino
Larry Clark
Harmony Korine

My Blog

just a new little ditty

All the king's horses stood in a line While all the king's men got drunk off the wine. The horses all pulled their plows in the fields While the men all drunkenly ravaged their meals The horses grew l...
Posted by I'm Ryan Burritt. And Yes I Play Tambourine on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:29:00 PST

just new i dont know what to call it, maybe a rant.

Where does the human aestetic of beauty come from.  Why does all that is beautiful revolve around the "blonde Bombshell"  Marilyn Monroe look.  And what bothers me about this is that ev...
Posted by I'm Ryan Burritt. And Yes I Play Tambourine on Sun, 21 May 2006 05:00:00 PST

list of something and new story post

So everyone today i was felling a little materialistic which i think is ok because i am a human being and we are all materialistic and want the comforts of life.  so to get it out of my system i ...
Posted by I'm Ryan Burritt. And Yes I Play Tambourine on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:18:00 PST

new part of the book

Remeber me for the words i write in ink and lead and not for the flesh and blood.  For the ink can stand the test of time and is the real me.  While the flesh is weak and temptable, the word...
Posted by I'm Ryan Burritt. And Yes I Play Tambourine on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:13:00 PST

my new project explained

Hello all so many of you may be wondering where all my previous blogs have gone.  Well if you want any of them tell me and i can email them too you.  but i have decided to write a book, one ...
Posted by I'm Ryan Burritt. And Yes I Play Tambourine on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST