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MNPR guy

Now with 50% less shame.

About Me

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I'm a husband, a daddy, a son, a profession bikini inspector, a transvestite whore, a salesguy, a panty sniffer, a hunter, a social butterfly, a rubber cement addict, a chronic animal masterbator, Miss Congeniality, and the president of the Backhair Club for Men. I'm also the funniest guy alive. There were a couple of guys funnier once, but they're dead now. I deny any involvement. I love meeting new people, so stop by and say "howdy".

My Interests

Collecting lint. Doing the wave. Playing with my nipples.

I'd like to meet:

Barney Rubble...what an actor!

Music:

I'm still stuck in my 80's metal phase. Dokken, AC/DC, Ratt, Whitesnake, Cinderella, etc.

Movies:

Caddyshack, Animal House, Monty Python...basically anything sophmoric.

Television:

The Muppet Show.

Books:

Everybody Poops.

Heroes:

Homer Simpson, Kermit the Frog

My Blog

Sloppy seconds.

I'm posting yesterday's quiz here to make sure I don't repeat the same tired old jokes I've used on previous quizes.  Enjoy the rerun. Ummmm....... Fine...okay..look...can I be honest with you?&...
Posted by MNPR guy on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:19:00 PST

Marketing genius.....

Which One Of You Shitheads Stopped Buying Our Margarine? By Patrick Cescau CEO, Country Crock June 11, 2008 | Issue 44"24   All right, fuckos. It's time to come clean. Don't even pretend li...
Posted by MNPR guy on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 07:46:00 PST

RIP Fishy.....

Our beta fish, which we've had for over 3 years now, died today. He had a good run. 3 years to a Beta fish is like 256 in human years. He was orginally named Nemo, after the movie, but that name wore ...
Posted by MNPR guy on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

I couldnt agree more!

Who Says You Can't Buy Fun Underwear For Your Buddies? By Bill Anders June 4, 2008 | Issue 44"23      We've all been in this situation: You're at a store looking for some new clothes. ...
Posted by MNPR guy on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:56:00 PST

This is the BEST promotion ever......

  Saints promotion: Not quite a bobblehead By BOB von STERNBERG, Star Tribune May 22, 2008 The St. Paul Saints, long known for offbeat, sometimes edgy, promotions, have come up with a real do...
Posted by MNPR guy on Thu, 22 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

On Friday, the Schmidt will hit the fan.

Here's an update from last year's blog.  Enjoy!   ............................................................ ..................... It's time once again for the fishing opener in Minnesota...
Posted by MNPR guy on Thu, 08 May 2008 08:52:00 PST

New Kids in the Hall....

I love those guys.  Now I'm going out to my garage to work on my car.... Check out this video: All-new Kids in the Hall sketch ..Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by MNPR guy on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:04:00 PST

In case you missed it....new MNPR guy quiz

Okay...so I'm procrastinating...again. I made this new quiz. Fill it out immeadiately....or else.------------------------------------------------------- --------------------1. Have you ever been on a f...
Posted by MNPR guy on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 02:00:00 PST

Sharing my gift.....

More Thursday haikus.   ------------------------------------------------------ ProcrastinationWorking is for wussiesI have no money I'm kind of grossed out A stray pube on my keyboard Where...
Posted by MNPR guy on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:18:00 PST

Happy St. Urho’s Day!!

Today is the day St. Urho drove all the crickets out of Finland.  It’s a day of celebration for all Finlanders, and people who just wish they were.        http://www.sa...
Posted by MNPR guy on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST