Fashion and models and media, oh my!
Well firstly, I'd have to introduce myself to Miss Stefani and find out how she gets her hair so blonde, and yes I'm fully aware of the benefits of peroxide but come on that hair is unnatural. Then I'd love a little chat with Mischa Barton just to find out why she's so thin (I'm guessing eating disorder, but I can't face the truth because my love for Mischa is eternal) Meeting Maggie Gyllenhaal would be most fun as she is the single most fashionable person in the world and it's important for me to get cosy with the in laws. I am of course discussing the beautiful Jake Gyllenhaal. My lord, I could sit on that face and wiggle. And finally if he was still with us, I would have loved to have met James Dean. Not only was he the most beautiful man in existence, but he was also rumoured to be a filthy gay.
A wide range that I'll continuously add to in a pointless fashion,
Arctic Monkeys,
Annie Lennox,
Audioslave,
Basement Jaxx,
The Beach Boys,
The Beatles,
Be Your Own Pet,
Blind Melon,
Bloc Party,
Blondie,
Blur,
The Bravery,
Chemical Brothers,
The Coral,
Damien Rice,
The Dears,
The Editors,
The Eurhythmics,
Everything But the Girl,
Fall Out Boy,
Fatboy Slim,
Fleetwood Mac,
Franz Ferdinand,
George Michael,
GoldFrapp,
The Gossip,
The Go! Team,
Gwen Stefani,
Hard Fi,
Head Automatica,
The Human League,
Jj72,
Jose Gonzalez,
Joy Divison,
The Kaiser Chiefs,
Kasabian,
Keane,
Kelly Clarkson,
The Killers,
Kings Of Leon,
The Kinks,
The Knife
The Kooks,
The Long Blondes,
Maroon 5,
Massive Attack,
Muse,
Nirvana,
No Doubt,
Oasis,
Panic! At The Disco,
Paramore,
Peaches,
The Pipettes,
Placebo,
Prodigy,
Pulp,
Radiohead,
Scissor Sisters,
Snow Patrol,
Spice Girls,
The Strokes,
Sugababes,
Take That,
We Are Scientists,
The Yeah yeah yeahs,
The Zutons,
10 Things I Hate About You,
Amelie,
Beautiful Thing,
Beetlejuice,
Brokeback Mountain,
Clueless,
Corpse Bride,
Cruel Intentions,
Dirty Dancing,
Donnie Darko,
Edward Scissor Hands,
First Wives Club,
Ghost,
Gossip,
The Green Mile,
Mean Girls,
My Girl,
The Nightmare before Christmas,
Party Monster,
Romeo & Juiliet,
Saved!,
The Shawshank Redemption,
X men 1-3
9 Out Of 10 Cats,
A Touch Of Frost,
Absolutley Fabulous,
America's Next Top Model,
Big Brother,
Britains Next Top Model,
Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind,
Dinnerladies,
French And Saunders,
Friends,
Gimme Gimme Gimme,
Harry Hill's TV Burp,
Hollyoaks,
Johnathan Creek,
Kath and Kim,
Keeping Up Appearances,
Lost,
The O.C.,
Poirot,
Project Catwalk,
Sex & The City,
Shameless,
The Simpsons,
Skins,
Sugar Rush,
Taggart,
Thundercats,
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps,
The Vicar Of Dibley,
The gays aren't allowed to read, their eyes turn inside out and then they burn in their sockets. It's all very disturbing to watch.
CoCo Chanel,
Gianni Versace,
Gwen Stefani,
Jean Paul Gaultier,
Karen Ward,
Kate Moss,
Mischa Barton,