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Bonjour lovers, I'm Kaylenn and I study Psychology at Manchester Metropolitan University. I have to say tis most fun and Manchester is an amazing place to be, especially if like me you're originally from a small town with a population of chavs, retards or retarded chavs. I came on here because everyone else was and I started to feel left out. It would be nice to meet some new people on here as mates but I suppose if I discovered a nice gentleman friend that too would be spiffy. I'm really into fashion and models and basically stuff like that. Although I'm gayer than gay, I really can't bear the silly puffs that say stuff like "fabulous" and "saucer of milk for table of two". These gays really should learn that those types of things are just not witty or funny. I really can't understand guys who take their tops off when they dance, I know their probaly pilled to the eye balls but it's so off putting having some muscle mary gyrating like a derranged yak. Anyway that's me, I suppose I sound quite negative but I'm not some depressant I swear. I'm usually out in 5th or 42s and ofcourse a weekly dose of the gays in the village. At the mintue I seem to never leave poptastic which is actually most fun. Thanks for reading me dears. xx
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kaylenn Mcgavin
Birthday: 9th April 1986
Birthplace: Leighton
Current Location: Manchester
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5,10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: I think im just plain old British
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse, what else is there to wear
Your Weakness: Over sleeping like a heffer
Your Fears: Hangovers plague my life
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken and mixed peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A good mark for year two
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "The single most beautiful thing in my life"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Whats the time?"
Your Best Physical Feature: I quite like my lips
Your Bedtime: Never before one
Your Most Missed Memory: Swimming in a natural lake with my brother and dad, twas fun
Pepsi or Coke: Im rooting for coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Kfc, the other two worry me
Single or Group Dates: hmmm ive never done a group one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry, with complimentary rugby team
Cappuccino or Coffee: I dont enjoy hot drinks
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: The best are cunt, bollocks and twat
Do you Sing: Often and wonderfully
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, only stinkers dont
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Im there, its a wonderful thing
Do you want to get Married: For lords sake no
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when it suits me
Do you think you are Attractive: Id have a poke of me
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, especially the mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, they make a nice change
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:&..39;
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes, although the expense over here is silly
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, it doesnt appeal to me
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Errrrrm a teddy bear
Ever been Drunk: Yes, its my life
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Ive had my fair share of scrapes
Ever Shoplifted: No, im pure as mountain snow
How do you want to Die: What an uplifting question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Working in advertising
What country would you most like to Visit: Too many to mention
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: I always say dark but always end up with blondes.
Short or Long Hair: Messy indie hair
Height: Taller then me
Weight: A little bigger then me, i like being the thin one
Best Clothing Style: It doesnt bother me too much as long as they dont look horrendous
Number of Drugs I have taken: errrrrm no hard stuff
Number of CDs I own: About sixty
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None, i want some stars
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only one
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My Interests

Fashion and models and media, oh my!

I'd like to meet:

Well firstly, I'd have to introduce myself to Miss Stefani and find out how she gets her hair so blonde, and yes I'm fully aware of the benefits of peroxide but come on that hair is unnatural. Then I'd love a little chat with Mischa Barton just to find out why she's so thin (I'm guessing eating disorder, but I can't face the truth because my love for Mischa is eternal) Meeting Maggie Gyllenhaal would be most fun as she is the single most fashionable person in the world and it's important for me to get cosy with the in laws. I am of course discussing the beautiful Jake Gyllenhaal. My lord, I could sit on that face and wiggle. And finally if he was still with us, I would have loved to have met James Dean. Not only was he the most beautiful man in existence, but he was also rumoured to be a filthy gay.

Music:

A wide range that I'll continuously add to in a pointless fashion,
Arctic Monkeys,
Annie Lennox,
Audioslave,
Basement Jaxx,
The Beach Boys,
The Beatles,
Be Your Own Pet,
Blind Melon,
Bloc Party,
Blondie,
Blur,
The Bravery,
Chemical Brothers,
The Coral,
Damien Rice,
The Dears,
The Editors,
The Eurhythmics,
Everything But the Girl,
Fall Out Boy,
Fatboy Slim,
Fleetwood Mac,
Franz Ferdinand,
George Michael,
GoldFrapp,
The Gossip,
The Go! Team,
Gwen Stefani,
Hard Fi,
Head Automatica,
The Human League,
Jj72,
Jose Gonzalez,
Joy Divison,
The Kaiser Chiefs,
Kasabian,
Keane,
Kelly Clarkson,
The Killers,
Kings Of Leon,
The Kinks,
The Knife
The Kooks,
The Long Blondes,
Maroon 5,
Massive Attack,
Muse,
Nirvana,
No Doubt,
Oasis,
Panic! At The Disco,
Paramore,
Peaches,
The Pipettes,
Placebo,
Prodigy,
Pulp,
Radiohead,
Scissor Sisters,
Snow Patrol,
Spice Girls,
The Strokes,
Sugababes,
Take That,
We Are Scientists,
The Yeah yeah yeahs,
The Zutons,

Movies:

10 Things I Hate About You,
Amelie,
Beautiful Thing,
Beetlejuice,
Brokeback Mountain,
Clueless,
Corpse Bride,
Cruel Intentions,
Dirty Dancing,
Donnie Darko,
Edward Scissor Hands,
First Wives Club,
Ghost,
Gossip,
The Green Mile,
Mean Girls,
My Girl,
The Nightmare before Christmas,
Party Monster,
Romeo & Juiliet,
Saved!,
The Shawshank Redemption,
X men 1-3

Television:

9 Out Of 10 Cats,
A Touch Of Frost,
Absolutley Fabulous,
America's Next Top Model,
Big Brother,
Britains Next Top Model,
Buffy The Vampire Slayer,
Derren Brown: Trick Of The Mind,
Dinnerladies,
French And Saunders,
Friends,
Gimme Gimme Gimme,
Harry Hill's TV Burp,
Hollyoaks,
Johnathan Creek,
Kath and Kim,
Keeping Up Appearances,
Lost,
The O.C.,
Poirot,
Project Catwalk,
Sex & The City,
Shameless,
The Simpsons,
Skins,
Sugar Rush,
Taggart,
Thundercats,
Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps,
The Vicar Of Dibley,

Books:

The gays aren't allowed to read, their eyes turn inside out and then they burn in their sockets. It's all very disturbing to watch.

Heroes:

CoCo Chanel,
Gianni Versace,
Gwen Stefani,
Jean Paul Gaultier,
Karen Ward,
Kate Moss,
Mischa Barton,

My Blog

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I think now is the time for my first blog entry and of course it will have to be filled with a fiery vengence concerned with my taste in men. I am most fed up, to thew point of considering a heterosex...
Posted by The Magic Position xx on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST