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About Me

When eating cookies and milk, I dip not only said cookie, but at least an inch of my fingers in the milk. Some people find this disturbing, I like to call it being thorough. I wish it was neccesary to own a horse. I can't play any instruments, or speak any foriegn languages; im not particulary good at darts. I smoke more than I want to. Actually I want to smoke more. It upsets me when people dont value the simple things in life, like the first cup of coffee and a cigarette in the morning. Like being alone. Driving and attempting to get lost. I dont drink lager. Or vodka. Or Soy milk. Or Corona. Especially Corona that reminds me of summer. Whatever the fuck that means. You can tie me up in bed, but I'll tie your head up. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a superhero; although I do occasionally read minds. And Chuck Closterman. I like Clive Cussler. And Indiana Jones, no matter how old he is in the next one. Sly shouldve given up though. I once saw a woman with her dog in her arms and her toddler on a leash. One of my favorite quotes of all time is this "Religion is for those who dont want to go to hell, spirituality is for those who have already been there." No i dont know who said that. Anyone who chases two rabbits will lose them both. Unless you're Jake. I love music. So much in fact, that I couldnt even begin to list my musical interests here. I even like music that sucks. Seriously. Its an individuals or groups expression of something, and why wouldnt that be interesting? So if its honest, i like it. Although i kinda like being lied to. I live with the most amazing set of roomates who occasionally climb into bed with me and spoon. I once made a bomb out of 20 ounces of Magnesium Oxide and put a 12 inch hole through a 4 ft wide tree. I have close to 25 pounds in a barrel at work. That means all of you are about a half hours drive away from death

My Interests

MUSIC. Oreos. Pool. Movies. Denny's. Conversation. Caffiene. Volleyball. Poetry.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

myspace.com/ovlo

Movies:

no way I can list them all. Baraka, Waking Life, Zeitgeist

Television:

I try not too.

Books:

Behold a Pale horse, Johnny got his Gun, All the dan Brown Novels, CLive Cussler, All four of Chuck Clostermans books are AMAZING. House of Leaves, Our culture; whats left of it. You are Being Lied To. Count of Monte Cristo. Kidnapped. Robinson Crusoe. A Year Without Made in China. Etc Etc. Whatever ends up in my hands it seems.

Heroes:

Lauren Miller. Nick Hopkins. Lexy Doll. Joey Nova. Grandpa. My Sister. MJK. Levi.

My Blog

Current thoughts

I have this feeling today that even beyond my own concepts there lies a greater truth. well duh. I hope everyone feels this way. I know they DONT , but I hope they do. when faced in dis...
Posted by the suicide note on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

YOU ARE BEING LIED TO

this is not a normal blog. For this is not a normal day. I know most of you check in here and there, read a blog or two, and then move on with your day. this is no such thing. i w...
Posted by the suicide note on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 02:48:00 PST

camels or newports.

Goddamn Im good at this. Lets smoke a cigarette, and talk about it for a bit. Oh. You need your hands dont you? And your mouth, yes yes I understand. Here Ill light it for you, this shit is terrible ...
Posted by the suicide note on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

Of Caffiene and Nicotine

I do not apologize for all the poetry as of late. Fuck off and go read something. ==================================================== ==================================================== ...
Posted by the suicide note on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:55:00 PST

Pirates Captian!

Captian dear Captian, I wish we'd come about. the bulwarks are flooding quickly, were losing our way out. Let me help you from the stern Captian dear Captian Ill fly our flag of distress And alert&nbs...
Posted by the suicide note on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 04:17:00 PST

My Gift Was Yours All Along.

We do not know our fathers. We know his smile, his skin. We know his temper, his dissappointment. I do not know my fathers love before my mother. I do not know how many times his heart was brok...
Posted by the suicide note on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:19:00 PST

Jazz Hoyt is my Bitch.

I once saw a porn that featured Evan Sienfield, singer of Bio-Hazard, in its first scene. Now of course, because hes famous, the male ego in me had to figure out wether or not my penis was bigger than...
Posted by the suicide note on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST

The Ghost Of Claire

Discaimer: If you decide to read this, read my blog Rolls Royce first. They are not directly related in plot necessarily, but have similar themes, and similar characters. That blog and this (and ...
Posted by the suicide note on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:39:00 PST

Important Questions

I read this on a friends page...and thought it was funny...thought id share. Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinate...
Posted by the suicide note on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 10:22:00 PST

DEEP SPACE 9

I like this survey so much, and it took me almost as much time as a blog wouldve, so im posting it as one.....jamey IM warning you guys now...this thing was like a blog to me. So unless ...
Posted by the suicide note on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:17:00 PST