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mike pipes

Who watches the Watchmen?

About Me

If you want to discuss time or aliens or how aliens may experience time, or how people need you to always be on time, I'm your guy.

My Interests

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do. There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do. Wasting time is merely an occupation then, and a most exhausting one. Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

I'd like to meet:

Matt Pop and Mike Pipes Live!!!

Music:

with two guitars, drums, and bass. loud as hell.

Movies:

yes. I'll be in your movie.

Television:

This one time, when I was watching the National Geographic Channel, I saw a lizard shoot blood out of its eye right into a wolf's face. This other time, a badger that had been bitten by a poisonous snake while eating it, died for two hours and then miraculously awoke to resume its dinner.

Books:

comics and regular style

Heroes:

hoagies, grinders, sub-marines, wedges, ...or...Lubrano.

My Blog

What're you made of?

I am made out of water.  You wouldn't know it, because I have it bound in.  My friends are made out of water too.  All of them.  The problem for us is that not only do we have to w...
Posted by MP on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 04:39:00 PST

on rocking...

The event that came to be known as The Dawn of Rock began at 9 p.m., eastern standard time, on the evening of May 7. The term was a misnomer, of course, but within ten hours o...
Posted by MP on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

who are these people

As far as Mike could see there were plenty of people who resembled folks he might have expected to see on the streets of Ronkonkoma, give or take a sartorial detail: a switchblade, a mullet, a le...
Posted by MP on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:28:00 PST

back to the future

JUST because we perceive time flowing in one direction, does that mean there "really is" a difference between the past and future? The old philosophical question has been re-examined by my past self,...
Posted by MP on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

incommunicado

 For the first time the magnitude of what I had undertaken camehome to me. How could I communicate with the future? It was of itsnature impossible. Either the future would resemble...
Posted by MP on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:47:00 PST