IF YOU'RE DRUNK, I'M THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE

About Me

SIT BACK AND RELAXI'm chill, laid back and very easy going. I can get along with anyone and can pretty much relate to any situation. I am a great listener, problem solver and a true friend to the end. For those of you who already know me will agree to that. I have a sick sense of humor and my sarcasm in unmathced. I love to laugh and crack jokes. I am sure you would agree to that!I'm from Jersey. I was born there, raised there and I'm gonna die there. Home is where the heart is, not where you hang your hat. My way of thinking, personality and drive is from there. It's in me and I will not conform to Cali ways. I learned a lot growing up there and I will never forget where I came from, what I've been through and especially the people that were there with me and for me. My brothers Mike and John keep me going strong. I truly owe them a lot. Being 2500 miles away and still being right by my side. I've been through a lot in my life and still have a lot to go through but that's life. I do have a lot to be thankful for and appreciate everything I have.I am out in Cali now doing my thing and enjoying life living out southern cali.Well thats all for now. You wanna know more just ask.

My Interests

A FEW OF MY HOT FRIEDS...MORE TO COME

SOME PICS OF WHERE I'M FROM IN JERSEY

I'd like to meet:

READ IF YOU'RE INTERESTEDJust someone I can connect with...on all levels. Not looking for a quick hookup. I'd rather build on a relationship that will last longer than a night.Here are some pics of what I am about. Jersey on the left, NYC on the right. Truly the greatest places in the world. More to come so stay tuned.HERE ARE SOME PICS OF NYC

Music:

Wu-Tang, Eric B & Rakim, EPMD & Run DMC

Television:

Law and Order, CSI and Two and a Half Men

Heroes:

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: 3/11/75
Birthplace: Dirty Jersey
Current Location: Cali
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: NONE
Height: 6ft 3in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Polish mostly
The Shoes You Wore Today: Big ass Timberlands
Your Weakness: Blonde haired Asian/ Pacific Islander women
Your Fears: Getting bored
Your Perfect Pizza: Eaten quickly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting through it
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bite me
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where am I
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: after midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: My Uncle
Pepsi or Coke: Doesn't matter
MacDonalds or Burger King: The King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Shop Rite Iced Teas should have made the list
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE !!!
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: What the fuck do u think?
Do you Sing: If you can make me
Do you Shower Daily: 2-3 times depending on the activities
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Maybe someday....just not today.
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never! Wanna ride?
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: I'm healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Huh? Who me? Where am I?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Silly question
Ever been called a Tease: No becasue I deliver.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: What ever way it is intennded
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ?
What country would you most like to Visit: Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bllue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 4'10 and up
Weight: about 100
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: A few on the way
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Moving from Jersey
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