misty

What Kind Of Weapon Are you?

Sword
You're the sword! Most definitely the most honorable and honest of weapons. You've been used for thousands of years to inflict pain and death on mankind. People see you as the most noble of weapons. Traditionally, you're the big brother of the gun. If a gun isn't available, a fighter will grab for you and try to take out their enemy. You're retired now, nobody really uses you in war, mankind has other... More disgusting methods now. You're good for a stab in the heart, the neck or the gut and everyone appreciates a death by a sword. The only people that use you anymore are either very stupid or very crazy. Murderer.

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start the water then get in
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 21
How old do you act? 25
Have you recently become a member of anything? yes
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? captain bitch
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? no
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? yes