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emilie

boys have a penis. girls have a vagina.

About Me

If you save me from the woofs, I will cut your hair for fwee.

My Interests

Hair cutting, hair brushing, hair washing, hair doing, hair fixing, teeth, gums, dogs, talking to my mom on the phone fifty zillion times a day, having a wine, nonnies, sleeping, napping, talking to myself, drawing babies with nice hair cuts, being a weirdo, wistening to music, belly dancing videos, getting high to the max with gerard and katy at quogue, allergies, being allergic to peanuts, having shitty brights and windshield wipers.

I'd like to meet:

Mawky Mawk, Pwince William, Billy Cowgan.

Music:

Well I used to listen to a bunch of crap like third eye butt and jimmy eat butt but my awesome broski told me about prince and yaz, so now i listen to good music. I also like lots of things like lou reed, radiohead, david bowie, rolling stones, beck, the beach boys and love.

Movies:

Jurrassic Park

Television:

Anything with hair brushering. Project Runway and ANTM.

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird and the Bible, Old and New Testaments.

Heroes:

Gerard Allen III and Katy Featherston and Febrese.