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Kelly

You are a pirate hooker; go back to your home on whore island.

About Me

I'm a sexy, hot, smart, funny, intelligent, fine, young lady. My favorite type of humor is sarcasm but everything I just said is true. Hmmmm. I'm a blonde haired, green eyed crazy ass chick who loves kicking ass and making love, quite often at the same time. I seem to laugh at inappropriate times and am plagued by the occasional blonde moment. I LOVE the beach and road trips, carousing with friends, being young and incredibly stupid. I have a sick mind, crass sense of humor, a hot ass and a jolly disposition. I dream about skydiving, being muscally capable and traveling the world... possiblily graduating college... maybe one day.
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"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me. But it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much. My heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax and stop trying to hold on to it. And then it flows through me like rain, and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."

My Interests

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Don't think you're off the hook, voters. You're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are gonna have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all gonna to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags, where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants... Oh and everybody's high! - Stephen Colbert
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Music:

2 Pac, 311, A New Found Glory, A PERFECT CIRCLE, A TRIBE CALLED QUEST, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Al Green, Alanis Morrisette, ALICE IN CHAINS, Alkaline Trio, Anti-flag, At The Drive-In, Audioslave, The Ataris, Bad Religion, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, THE BEATLES, Ben Harper, Beyonce, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, The Black-Eyed Peas, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blink-182, Blondie, The Bloodhound Gang, BOB DYLAN, BOB MARLEY, Bobby Brown, Bon Jovi, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Bouncing Souls, The Boss, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Cake, Candlebox, Cannibal Corpse, The Casualties, The Clash, Coal Chamber, Coldplay, The Commodores, Common, Counting Crows, Cradle of Filth, Cranberries, Cream, CCR,CSNY, Culture Club, The Cure, Cypress Hill, Damien Rice, Dave Burns, DMB, David Gray, Days of the New, Deep Purple, Deftones, Devo, Digital Underground, Dispatch, DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, DMX, The Doors, Dope, Down, Dr. Dre, Dropkick Murphys, Duran Duran, Eddie Money, Eminem, Eve Gwen Stefani, Fall Out Boy, Fatboy Slim, Fear Factory, FERGIE, Filter, Fiona Apple, Fleetwood Mac, Flogging Molly, Foghat, Foreigner, Fu Manchu, Fugazi, Garbage, George Michael, George Thorogood, The Get Up Kids, Goldfinger, Good Charlotte, Gov't Mule, Great White, Green Day, Guns 'N' Roses, Gym Class Heroes, Hall & Oates, House of Pain, Humble Pie, Incubus, Iron Maiden Jack Johnson, Jackson Browne, Jamiroquai, Janis Joplin, Jay-Z, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Eat World, Joe Walsh, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Jurassic 5, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, The Killers, Kool and the Gang, Korn, Kris Kros, Lamb of God, Lars Frederikson and the Bastards, Led Zeppelin, Lionel Richie, LL Cool J, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, Maroon5, Marvin Gaye, MC Hammer, Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Metallica, Method Man, Michael Hedges, Mike Patton anything, Miles Davis, moe., Montel Jordan, The Moody Blues, Mr. Big, MxPx, My Chemical Romance,, My Morning jacket, NWA, Nas, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, NKOTB, NIN, Nirvana, Nora Jones, Notorious BIG, OAR, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Orgy, Outkast, Pantera, Pat Benatar, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Poison, The Police, Powerman 5000, Primus, Quiet Riot, Radiohead, RATM, Rammstein, The Ramones, Rancid, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redman, Reel Big Fish, Rod Stewart, The Rolling Stones, The Roots, Run DMC, Salt-N-Peppa, Santana, The Scorpions, Shaggy, Shakira, Silverchir, Simon and Garfunkel, Sir Mix-a-lot, SLAYER, The Smashing Pumpkins, Soulfly, Soundgarden, Sparta, Stabbing Westward, Staind, Steve Miller, Stone Temple Pilots, Stroke 9, Styx, Sublime, The Sugarhill Gang, Sum 41, System of a Down, Taj Mahal, Talib Kweli, The Talking Heads, Taproot, Tears for Fears, Tenacious D, TEB, Thompson Twins, Thursday, Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers, TOOL, Twisted Sister, Underoath, Unwritten Law, Van Halen, Vanilla Ice, Veruca Salt, The Verve, the Verve Pipe, Violent Femmes, THE WAILERS, The Wallfowers, Wang Chung, Warrant, Warran Zevon, WEEZER, White Zombie, THE WHO, Wreckx-N-Effect, WU-TANG CLAN, Zebrahead.................................................. I, also, support local bands specifically The Last Martyrs of the Lost Cause and Plan J!

Movies:

Anything funny or scary or just plain good

Television:

Umm I watch a lot of Discovery Health, Dr 90210, anything with surgery in it yeah I know its gross but I love it! I pregame regularly for the shield road rules and the duel/challenge/gauntlet whatever they are calling it. I 3 scrubs

Books:

anything health related haha

Heroes:

My Mommy and Grammy!
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