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spankie d

You can find work & sort your life out anytime - The pub closes in 5 hours!

About Me


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"With a wonder and a wild desire
I will crawl from under every weight..."
If you are a band or musician, I accept all adds through my band's space (url below), not this one. Ta.
"I'm a happy-go-lucky scamp!" ...
I sing in a band, we're called Bettie Mae (myspace.com/bettiemaeband).
Drink too much, swear too much, never get enough sleep, I'm always busy & I can only *just* remember what the interior of my house is like... I'm not often home!
I'm obsessed with Black Books to the point where it's probably not normal... And I'm prettymuch a Dylan Moran quote machine; "I'm a vegetarian... I'm not hardcore, y'know... I eat a lot of meat. But that's only because I like the taste so, morally, I win as far as I'm concerned!"
I'm quite in love with my Tanglewood acoustic, although you won't see me playing it on stage *yet* (however, the boys in my band do keep pushing...)
All in all I'm a very approachable person, I'll talk to anyone, although I'm often quite loud & a little course which can come across as intimidating to some. I swear, I'm not! I'm everybody's friend!!! Even yours. :)
"...Wanna schmoke man? Yar-ar!"
I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
Myspace Falling Objects

My Interests


MY BAND
MUSIC
GIGS
SINGING
MY GUITAR
TATTOOS
GREEN
1950's PIN-UP ART
PIRATES
SKULLS
BETTIE PAGE
MARILYN MONROE
FISHNET
SEX
HISTORY
GENEOLOGY
BEER, GUINNESS & WHISKY
ANIMALS
IRISH MUSIC & CULTURE -Certificate of Marriage
This is to certify that
Bernard Black & erin dayle
were married on
August 27, 2006
Marry Your Favorite Character

I'd like to meet:

Well, I didn't ask for the job of insulting you. In another life, we could have been brothers. Running a small, quirky taveria in Sicily. Maybe we would have married the local twins instead of wasting each other's time here in this dump. But it was not to be. So hop it.

Music:

EVERYTHING (but everyone says that so here is a small example:)
Flogging Molly
The Pouges
Arch Enemy
Guano Apes
Cradle Of Filth
The Dubliners
Tenacious D
Slipknot
Marilyn Manson
Damien Rice
Dresden Dolls
Lamb Of God
HIM
Pantera
NOFX
The Used
Taproot
Otep
Missy Higgins
Deftones
Karnivool
Skid Row
Sex Pistols
Faith No More
ICP
My Chemical Romance
Mudvayne
Blood For Blood
TZU
Sinead O'Connor
Bernard Fanning
Slayer
... *TAKES A BIG BREATH* To name only a few! (Quite a mix, eh? Told ya I like it all!) The list could go on.....

Movies:

Amelie
A Clockwork Orange
Braveheart
The Crow
Drop Dead Fred
Freddy Got Fingered
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Shaun Of The Dead

Television:

BLACK BOOKS
Family Guy
South Park

Books:

"Long Hard Road Out Of Hell" - Marilyn Manson
"Marilyn Monroe - A Biography"
"Hollywood Causes Cancer" - Tom Green
"Kathy's Story" - Kathy O'Beirne

Heroes:

My mum
Simon
Rowan Blackmore
My nanny (R.I.P)
Dave & Chris: Best 2 friends anyone could ask for
Dylan Moran (aka Bernard Black)... such a sexy man in all his nasty sarcastic glory

My Blog

I wanna bash my head on the wall but I'm too tired even for that

If the wound was fresh before, it's ripped riiiiight open now. I don't mean to fuck everything up, but at the same time, I can only do what my heart tells me is right, and for some reason, this feels ...
Posted by spankie d on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:04:00 PST

Holiday in decay....

"The stains grew on the wall, mute fears before the fallwhere you'll bleed and then revive....You left some pieces there, You know you've thrown it all away..."For the record, I didn't write that... m...
Posted by spankie d on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:14:00 PST

Fuck you I'm drunk

I bang on the door but you won't let me in, 'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin. Locked all the doors from the front to the back, And left me a note telling me I should pack. I walk in t...
Posted by spankie d on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:50:00 PST

b o r e d

I'm stupid. I get on here and force stuff cos I just wanna blog cos I have nothing better to do. How fucking sad. Oh well, I suppose being addicted to myspace and realising I'm lame isn't as bad as be...
Posted by spankie d on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:10:00 PST

Because I want to... and Beck might like it.

Home from work for a coupla hours, bored, in the blogging mood... thought I'd share lyrics to one of the newer Bettie Mae songs. (Beck, this is the one you heard at the gig and said it may just be you...
Posted by spankie d on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

And...

You're only aquinted with the skin of this monsterI've known it down to it's bones.First and foremost I've gotta live with meand me and myself haven't been getting along latelyCan you see? ...
Posted by spankie d on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

New Bettie Mae Song/s

Had a band practice tonight... Jammed on a tune, I wrote a whole crap-load of lyrics for it then Justin's riffage wrecked my brain and I decided I couldn't use them for it, so I wrote some more... so ...
Posted by spankie d on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:33:00 PST

Friends: DON'T JUDGE ME.

Quite honestly, me and my issues are none of your business if you are not directly involved. I don't need the judgement of my closest mates on an issue they know nothing of. I work out my own shit, yo...
Posted by spankie d on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:49:00 PST

... and it leans on me like a rootless tree...

Let me go, already.Please let me go..... "Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you and all that you do,I said leave it,Leave it, Leave it, there's nothin' in youAnd I said hate me, Hate me,Hate me so good that yo...
Posted by spankie d on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

Door 1 leads here, Door 2 leads there... now make your choice.

...If only it were that simple!!!I'm hiding and internalizing, I'm trying to keep them all safe.But I'm damaging Erin in the process,And this can't go on forever.I can take the punches and blowsI don'...
Posted by spankie d on Thu, 17 May 2007 03:48:00 PST