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willowfinn

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Comic book junkie, opera singer, Conservatory graduate, sex fiend. I'd say I'm a misogynist, but women are too delicious. I'd say I'm a misanthropist, but I need people to share the beauty. Because if you don't share the beauty, what's the fucking point?

My Interests

Comic books, goth chicks, BDSM, Russians, kung fu movies, tattoos, kareoke, classical music, the German language, fucking, kitsch.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp, Poppy Z. Brite, Warren Ellis, Eddie Izzard, David Bowie, Helena Bonham Carter, petite pale girls with dark hair and broad hips and smallish tits and tattoos.

Music:

J.S. Bach, Dead Can Dance, Poe, Sarah Slean, Björk, Rachmaninoff, Incubus, Mahler, The Cure, Portishead, T.A.T.U., Rage Against the Machine, Anoushka Shankar, Goldfrapp, The White Stripes, David Bowie, Cancer Conspiracy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Garbage, Joni Mitchell, Richard Strauss, Storm and the Balls

Movies:

The Abyss, Enter the Dragon, The Dark Crystal, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Red Violin, Star Trek: First Contact, Starman, Velvet Goldmine, Tipping the Velvet, Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love, The Court Jester, The Fifth Element, Kung Fu Hustle, The Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, Bride and Prejudice, Teenage Devil Dolls, All About Eve, Hero, Kill Bill, Black Belt Jones, Der Rosenkavalier (the Royal Covent Gardens production with Kiri Te Kanawa as the Marschallin)

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, The Dead Zone, Invader Zim, The Twilight Zone, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge ('cuz everyone likes to see Japanese people hurting themselves), Thundercats, Captain Planet, Cowboy Bebop, Kids in the Hall, House

Books:

World War Z, Memoirs of a Geisha, V for Vendetta, House of Leaves, Box Office Poison, Transmetropolitan, Kabuki, the collected works of Peter S. Beagle, 1984, The Illustrated Man, Delta of Venus, Teenagers from Mars

Heroes:

Jessye Norman, Warren Ellis, Eddie Izzard, Sarah Slean, Peter Shaffer, Poppy Z. Brite, Jean-Luc Picard, Sergei Rachmaninoff

My Blog

Drunk on the Moon

Tight-slacked clad girls on the graveyard shift 'Neath the cement stroll Catch the midnight drift Cigar chewing charlie In that newspaper nest grifting hot horse tips On who's running the best An...
Posted by willowfinn on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 05:41:00 PST

Are you compatible with me?

If you're not, SODOFF! I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, relatively well adjusted human being!See how compatible you are with me!Brought to you by Rum and Monkey...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wankmaster Shizzlemah and other goodies

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Wankmaster Shizzlemah!What's yours? My Mormon name is Araannah LaDonnaJosephrania!What's yours? My Iraqi Leadership Name is Hani Abd al-Ghafur Muhsin al...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Grunty Caveman Test

I am the Hibernating Beast. Which is something that I think we all already knew. Except for the bit about Hibernating. I don't do much of that, these days. Man, wouldn't I love to, though. Just crawl ...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Historical Lunacy made Easy

If I were a Historical Lunatic, I'd be... Which Historical Lunatic Are You?From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey. Dude, y'all should research this here Loony...He was a sick and twisted fuck. ...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are you damned? Honestly, I think we all know the answer to this question...

Hmm...my result was not exactly what I expected. Yet, somehow, it seems appropriate, given how often I natter on about my confidence that the end of the world will come within my lifetime. Are you...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If I were an Evil Criminal...

Which Evil Criminal are You?...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Which horrible affliction are YOU?

Rum and Monkey.com is my new favorite passtime. Their tests and widgets section is a fantastic place to waste your precious hours. I highly recommend that you all go there immediately. Take the A...
Posted by willowfinn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST