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♫Gretchen♫

To be loved is to be fortunate. But to be hated is to achieve distinction.

About Me

There's no way to sugarcoat this - I'm probably the most cocky pimp b---- you are ever going to meet. I act this way because I'm right 99% of the time (who cares about the other 1%). I believe stupid people were put on this earth for the soul purpose of bugging me. I drink outta the carton, love lazy days and despise liars. As a general rule, girls don't typically like me. I'm a fun loving, eclectic girl who's been through too much s--- in her life to worry about whether or not you approve. I'm primarily Italian and German. I go after what I want and ALWAYS get it. I'm former military. I was a flight combat medic in the Army. I'm sassy and intelligent (only 8 points away from being able to be a Mensa member - if you don't know, that'd make me a certified genius). If you're on my good side, prepare for great rewards. If you're on the other list...let's just say you don't want to be on that list.



My Interests

I'll admit it, I love going to the gym, especially since I have a trainer who likes to kick my butt into gear and make me look good, haha. I like going out with friends or staying in. I hit up the clubs to go dancing and meet new people. I'm a big movie fan but then again who isn't?? I'm also a video game junkie and so I definately am "one of the guys" a lot of the time (I kick butt on the drums in Rock Band!!). I love to be out in the sun either just relaxing, swimming or jet skiing.

I'd like to meet:

I meet new people everyday. Working at an airport kinda has that ability. But if you do really wanna "meet me," make sure to follow the rules....

*Love to have fun and "roll with the punches"*

* NOT a drama queen/overly selfish/both*

*Be able to hold an intelligent conversation (no whining allowed)*

*And please none of those guys that send those one line emails that idiots think are cool. Please have the ability to say more than one sentence and make sure that it proves that you can hold that intelligent conversation I mentioned above...*

Music:


I can't say I'm strictly into one kind of music more than another. If you took a look at my iPod, you'd swear I was suffering from multiple personalities. I listen to hip hop, r&b, reggae, techno, industrial, electronica, rock, classical, classic rock, folk, pop, motown, funk, alternative, latin, salsa, disco, new wave, jazz, punk, reggaeton.....

Movies:

Give me a good shoot 'em up movie anyday and then shoot me if I ever decide to watch that movie "The Notebook" (GAG!!!!)

Some of the movies that I enjoy: Crank, The Labrynth, Murder In The First, Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, American Psycho, Troy, The Transporter, Higher Learning, Sin City, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, 50 First Dates, Old School, The Chronicles Of Narnia, Team America: World Police, Bubble Boy, Without A Paddle, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Sorority Boys, Wedding Crashers, Batman Begins, Zoolander, The Ice Harvest, Lord Of War, The Transporter, Buying The Cow, Click, The Prestige, Zodiac, Transformers,

Television:

NCIS, Law And Order: SVU, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck, Supernatural, Snapped, Rob & Big, Burn Notice, Prison Break, Dexter, Rock of Love

Books:

Primarily I read autobiographies and horror, however I am a huge Christopher Moore fan and absolutely adore his books.

Heroes:

Anyone who isn't afraid to speak their mind and stand up for what they believe in

My Blog

Bored...Yup

Your Inner Eye Color Is BrownYou're smart, thoughtful, and the ideal woman for most menYou are kind and easy to trust. Men open up to you like no one else.It's this inner warmness that attracts guys -...
Posted by kGretchenk on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

This Video Cracks Me Up

This is the video for Bob Sinclar's "Rock This Party." It definately imitates a few videos, including Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me A River," Michael Jackson's "Thriller," even the Beatles!! These kid...
Posted by kGretchenk on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

April 17th @ Higher Ground

It's going to be the trippiest show I've ever been to.  VNV Nation is coming to Higher Ground in Vermont which is a huge deal because these guys are from Europe and hardly ever come to the U.S., let a...
Posted by kGretchenk on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST

Vacation Slide Show

Ok, so I'm still a bit too exhausted to talk about ALL of my vacation, or at least type it out, so instead, here is the slideshow of all the pictures that were taken including my time in Greenville wi...
Posted by kGretchenk on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:17:00 PST

Mardi Gras Parade

Ok here's a quickie recap of the float today: -Turns out the generator that was rented for the hot tub was too small and so we weren't able to keep the hot tub completely hot for the float.  It w...
Posted by kGretchenk on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Passionate Eyes huh?

You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very com...
Posted by kGretchenk on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:41:00 PST

Rarely a country song catches my attention

CARRIE UNDERWOOD - BEFORE HE CHEATSRight now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fr...
Posted by kGretchenk on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

Why is it so hard to find??

DIP!!!!  That's right, this is one of those completely pointless blogs where I rant on and on about something.  I hate grocery shopping and primarily because it's so hard to find what you ar...
Posted by kGretchenk on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:32:00 PST

Short Blurb Of An Update

Ok so..... **My brother heads off to Basic Traning at Fort Benning on the first of November.  Gotta admit I am kinda nervous to see him go be "infantry man" but of course I am proud of the little...
Posted by kGretchenk on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 04:10:00 PST

WARNING!!!

I've learned after last night that I am not allowed to have energy drink and vodka!  You remember those episodes of Beavis and Butthead from more than 10 years ago?  You know how Beavis woul...
Posted by kGretchenk on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:44:00 PST