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Knocko

I R T3H KN0CK0!

About Me

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My name is Martin Hockenhull (Knocko)
I live in a small town called Nantwich, not a lot goes on here but i like it, it has a lot of pubs :)
I can usually be found dwelling in The Bowling Green, The Black Lion, The Boot And Shoe or at work (Woolworths)
My 3 main passions in life are Music, Football and my friends :)
This is the team i follow
I've been doing so my whole life
And this...well this is the best game i can ever remember :)
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I also like to get tattoos whenever i have enough money, so far i have 7.
1 Transformers Autobots logo on my left arm
1 Rise Against - The Sufferer And The Witness on my left arm
1 Skull and crossbones with green eyes on my left arm
3 Nautical stars on my right wrist
1 UFO spaceship on my right arm
1 Manchester United badge on my left leg
1 Descendants milo on my right leg
As any human does i love food, my favourite of which being Indian and Itallian as you would know if you've had the pleasure of eating a curry with me that i like to make a curry pizza :D
Right then, music!
Theres is an endless list of genres and bands that im into but locally i give a shout out to these boys, go check them out!

And last of all work, i work at Woolworths, it is shite :)
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My Interests

Music (rules the most part of my life)

Hangin out with mates (unf unf)

Computer, Internet (geek)

Goin the pub - usual places are:

The Black Lion
The Bowling Green

I'd like to meet:

I'd probably most like to meet Rise Against coz they are awesome :)

And any people really, its good to make new friends and what not

Some one who can look as rough as that after 24 hours of drinking :)

3 Of The Best

IAN!

This is my best friend ever, been hangin out with this guy since i can remember (middle of primary school?). Main culprit of doing really stupid things.

CHAZ!

This ginga ninja has got to be the best drinking buddy around! We are getting a bit of a reputation for being general drunks now :/

Phillips

Usual drinking buddy when in Whitchurch, he NEVER comes to Nantwich though :P Good times have been had at Phillps' flat.

COMMENT MEH!

Music:

It seems like the trendy thing to do to name most bands i'm in to, but that would take days so heres a few, in alphabetical order:

36 Crazyfists
Alkaline Trio
Allister
American Head Charge
American Hi-Fi
Angels And Airwaves
Anti Flag
Bad Religion
Billy Talent
Blink 182
Bowling For Soup
Boxcar Racer
Boysetsfire
Breaking Benjamin
The Bronx
Caliban
Chimaira
Damage Plan
Deftones
Diffuser
Disturbed
Fenix TX
Finch
Fozzy
God Forbid
Goldfinger
Hoobastank
Hundred Reasons
Ill Nino
In Flames
Killswitch Engage
Lamb Of God
Less Than Jake
Linkin Park
Machine Head
Metallica
Millencolin
Mudvayne
Mushroomhead
New Found Glory
No Use For A Name
NOFX
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pennywise
Rage Against The Machine
Raging Speedhorn
Rancid
Reel Big Fish
Rise Against
Run DMC
Schism
Sepultura
Shadows Fall
Sick Of It All
Sikth
Slipknot
Snot
Soil
Soilwork
Soulfly
Spineshank
SR-71
Starting Line
Stone Sour
Story Of The Year
Sum 41
System Of A Down
Taproot
The Ataris
The Offspring
Transplants
Violent Delight
Weezer
Yellowcard
Zapp And Roger
Zebrahead

Can i breathe now? There are loads more but if your really THAT interested i'm sure you'd ask me about it :P

Movies:

Again there are way too many to mention but i'll name a select few

Star wars (old and new are cool)
Cube 1 & 2
Evil Dead
Hellboy
Team America
White Noise
Bad Boys 1 & 2
The Butterfly Effect
Saw 1 & 2
Wayne's World 1 & 2
Fight Club
Van Wilder
Bill & Ted (both)
War Of The Worlds :)
Freddy Got Fingered
Ducktales the movie
50 First Dates
American History X
Super Mario Brothers ¬_¬
Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies
Hook
Blair Witch Project 1 & 2
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Happy Gilmore
Mr Deeds
House Of 1000 Corpses
American Pie 1, 2 & 3
Resevoir Dogs

Probably the best bit of any film IN ZE WORLD!
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Television:

FAMILY GUY!
American Dad
Anything Peter Kay
Scuzz
Kerrang
Extreme sports
The Simpsons
Little Britain
Jackass (it was funny)
SOUTH PARK!
Match Of The Day
Transformers
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Shooting Stars (back in the day man!)
18 Stone Of Idiot (pure genious!!)
Pimp My Ride
Old school kids TV shows
Spaced
Men Behaving Badly
Bullseye
Skins

Books:

I don't read...

Well, i don't read novels or anything like that, i like reading about things that interest me, recent purchases include...

The World's Greatest UFO Encounters
The World's Greatest Alien Abductions
The World's Greatest Serial Killers

You get the jist lol.

Have some random bollocks :D

This picture is funny, a street sign we found in Leicester

A poo rag ;)

PoppyCock (good ole safeways R.I.P)

DANGER MOUSE COW!!

They fold the corners of the bog roll in posh places :/

Heroes:

All my friends, you know who you are! Your awesome :)

This little lass should get a special mention too! I wasn't too nice to her these past couple of months but we are ok now :) She puts up with most of my shit and i thank her endlessly for it :D MWAH!

My Blog

shit stains!!

Well, i have decided after last night im going on detox. Too many wanky things have been happening lately when i get pissed up. Probably until my birthday or summit. They are always quite a mother of ...
Posted by Knocko on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:35:00 PST

wank stains

what ever, well bored mayte
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:49:00 PST

Girlfriend Application - DO IT!!!

Girlfriend Application BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your fav...
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 12:35:00 PST

:O well i never \o/

2nd blog in as many days i think, life is pretty f00kin good, weather is nice and we're gettin battered later on at the limey \o/ peace out homies!
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

QUIZ!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we wil...
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bored-ness

Yet another boring old day, another hungover day and i'm waiting for my new bloody hat to arrive which should of been here yesterday!
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Miserable

Isn't the weather today miserable? Theres absolutly feck all to do n all!
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THURSDAY!!

OI! Everyone come out on thursday for the birthday boys big bash!!!!!! ;)
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who wants to drink with me?

COME ON MOFO'S!! KISS MEH SAGGIN ASS!
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DO THIS!!!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smoking: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized: » I got into a fi...
Posted by Knocko on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST