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About Me

im ian im studying global poltics and international relations at nottingham trent university, by accident though they put global politics and IR on the prospectus and being a bit dim i thought it stood for International Rescue. I spend most of my time at uni cling filming toilets and sewing up peoples underpants and stuff like that. i play the triangle although not got any grades with it and im thinking of moving onto the electric triangle but its kinda dependant on me going and buying batterys and erm a new triangle.
not sure what i want to do when i leave uni but here are some things ill prolly try and do at some point
lion tamer,
zoo keeper,
bounty hunter,
stuntman,
wizard,
pirate,
whisky tester for jack daniels,
and working in the andrex factory or wherever it was on that advert where they just jumped into piles of loo paper all day, that looked ace :D
can't think of any more at the moment but ill add to this when i remember more and to put them on
i also like they rule :D


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a yeti or any talking animal really i would also have liked to have met captain ahab

these guys

Artwork (yes artwork dammit):

Onion Terror

dancing bears started the great fire of Nantwich

kangarooaphone

thegirlilikedwentoffwithsomeoneelsesoheresapictureofhimhavin gsexwithgeese(fucker)
kris and the mouse under seths bed

michael parkinson and a ripe microwave dancing upon a sixteenth century commode full of grapes

sand sculpture of a lighthouse i made in newquay

might upload more

My Blog

Well i guess this is growing up (da na na na na, na na na na na)

man i not written one of these for ages hahaha im 22 on monday (dur) and im not that arsed about it to be honest. looking at it stuffs just been getting better and better since i was like 16 so bring ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:34:00 GMT

3 months in 3 weeks to go

man what a three months. i left home not really knowing what was gonna happen but thinking it might be something like the movies, haha dunno some bits are which i guess they would need to be to have s...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:58:00 GMT

big hawxwell style rant

dunno i been ranting about this with hawxwell and martin all summer which, i spent in a big shitty chiller. admitedly there were a couple of decent bits like mucking around having egg and yogurt fight...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 21:41:00 GMT

ian the pirates day off

got up and went the dentist (boo) and then went into town to go see hawx and knocko, bamed turned up and we went the sex shop cause i realised i was old enough but had not exersized my legal right to ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 17:44:00 GMT

stupid injurys suffered by me this week

friction burn from a giant cheeta suit stabed self in the eye with a sock traped ear in a door singed arm due to setting it on fire **update** poisoned myself with raid
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 08:18:00 GMT

tidying my room

for those un familiar with my room it looks a little something like this   not tidyed it properly for about 10 yearish last time i did a semi tidy was 2 years ago and i found my school uniform on...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:23:00 GMT

an eventful day

today i worked 9 hours and had to be up at 6:55 to be at work for 7 which sucked, droped a box of eggs and had to clean that up didn't get bored enough to name the lurpak or the yogurts which was nice...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Mar 2005 17:56:00 GMT

attacked

today i got attacked by the nottingham town square branch of burger king, was peacefuly minding my own buisiness when part of the sign went for my jugular, i managed to chase it off fortunatly and liv...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Mar 2005 16:08:00 GMT

rah!

right one of my friends persuaded me to sign up on this last night :D erm so its all a bit knew and i got no idea what to put on these things. back at uni now, got a train at 9 am after 2 hours sleep ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Mar 2005 09:09:00 GMT