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Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan

1st. Alternate to Miss Metropolitan 2008 America.

About Me

I'm a HIV+ white Gay male who loves to entertain and make people happy. I am a gender illusionist and i impersonate the greatest DIVA of all Times Miss "Cher". so keep an eye out for my bulletin posts of when and where i will be doing a show. I am not a pageant queen but one day i will do one to see if i can win it. and i DO NOT where nails when performing as i live as a boy and i don't want to ruin my everyday nails. i feel that those queens who think that you have to where nails to be a good performer, are not good performers then because if the people in the crowd have enough time while you are on stage performing to notice whether or not you have nails on then you are not doing your job as an entertainer. so therefore i don't where nails. i'm not trying to say that i am all that or anything but that is just the way my drag momma taught me and trust me she worked on bigger stages then i could ever dream of working on. now for those of you who have been to my page before it's been changed due to someone hacking my password and erasing all of my codes so i have to go thru and add new HTML codes. I live in st louis with my partner of 7 years it will be 8 this coming june 22nd 2007(sad note on june 17th my partner passed away). along with him we have 2 Great kids and they are our pets A japanese Akita and A Green yellow-headed amazon parrot, both are my spoiled little babies. people like to make fun of me because i am a HUGH Captain and Tennille fan. alot of people just don't get them the credit they deserve. most people only know them as the people who sang that song about "muskrats" love. but they have so much more music that people are over looking that it is a shame.Here's LUCY

My Interests


my interests include jukebox collecting, vinyl album collecting, and doing drag shows(i love to entertain people and make them feel good and happy. I feed off of their energy when i am on stage)Oscars & Academy Awards

I'd like to meet:

Daryl Dargon and Toni Tennille A.K.A. Captain and Tennille and of course the greatest diva of all times CHER and anyone else who are upbeat nice people and not drama queens.

Music:

I LOVE TECHNO music. there just is not enough techno music on the air waves. one day i hope to see techno replace that horrible hip-hop/rap crap that is being played on todays radios. i also like many other types of music other then hip-hop/rap and todays current R and B and also i love Captain and Tennille so is you see me in a show don't be suprised if you see me doing a Toni Tennille song.
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.


The South
The Inland North
The West
Philadelphia
The Northeast
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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Movies:

Internet is for Porn



This is for sure the funnies WoW movie I've seen + it has the greatest catchy tune I've ever heard! Download it and you'll sing along very soon ;) Note that there is NO nudity or something like that in it!The song is from the Broadway show, Avenue Q (www.avenueq.com) and the soundtrack is available on Amazon.Please note that I (the uploader) am not the creator of this funny movie. Hence that I DO NOT take ANY credits what-so-ever for it, I just uploaded it so you guys at WCM could see it. The guys over at Argent Dawn (EU) made this clip and my guess is that Evilhoof and Flayed is the creators of it so ALL credits to THEM for this great music video! You guys rock! willy wonka and the chocolate factory(the first one with gene wilder), and and all gay themed movies.

Television:

24, Absolutely Fabulous, Footballers Wives, As Time Goes By, Keeping Up Appearances, Fawlty Towers and anything on British TV, Prison Break, South Park, Bionic Woman, Underdog(the cartoon for those of you who are too young to know what that is).

Books:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.

The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master ( DGSM )

Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but guys like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the boys out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably adopt kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.

Your exact male opposite:

The Manchild


Random Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Manchild (RBLD)

Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - dating services | Dating
My profile name: : Poodlehere

Heroes:

My Beloved Husband Sean may he rest in peace(06/17/07). Nichole Micheals and Tandi Andrews and Thomas Edison(for inventing the Phonograph my favorite invention of all times), My Father and my best friend Jessica.

My Blog

everyday people

well hello bloggy it's been a whilesince i last chated with you.  since i last chatted so many things have happened in my life....for one thing i ended up getting evicted out of my home thanks in...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 09:04:00 PST

Miss Metropolitan 2008 Pageant

well Hello bloggie(for those of you who are reading this for the first time...i call my blog page bloggie just like you would name your diary book a name).....it has been a while since i last posted b...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

it’s my life and i love it.

Well people tell me all the time how i should live and what i should wear and who i should and shouldn't hang out with.  but you know what it is my life and i can live it any way i want to. ...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 03:53:00 PST

new friend in my life and more

well peeps,  I have been kinda seeing a dude for the past 2.5 weeks and i really think that i like this guy.  tho he is very reserved and bottled up.  I know that it will just take some...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:47:00 PST

Sean's death and my life as a whole

well i think i can finally write about sean's death.....it has really been a shock to me as well as to others in my life.  sean's death was caused by a massive heart attack and what really freaks...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 04:15:00 PST

people, places, and things

Well it's been a while since i last posted but since then a lot has happened to me.  First off my best friend has died...Jessica I will miss you and will always thing of you until we meet again i...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:54:00 PST

oh me oh my

well once again here i am blogging.....this is most unusual for me.....i generally don't like to keep notes about what my life is about as it tends to come back a haunt me later.  but i guess i m...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:57:00 PST

anything and everything

well life is just strange for me.  i have delimmas left and right.  why is it that when you get into a relationship with someone suddenly everyone want to sleep with you.  why is it tha...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 05:21:00 PST

new place and other things

hey all....it's been awhile hasn't it?  well sean and i are in the new place now and we love it very much.  things seem so much more at peace now.  mason likes the new place very much.&...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST

weekend life

You know....life can be boring as hell sometimes.  I will be SOOOO glad to get moved out of this hellhole that sean and i are living in at the moment and guess what we have 2.5 weeks left here an...
Posted by Crystal Lace, 1st. alt. to Miss Gay Metropolitan on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:01:00 PST