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BACK TO LAS VEGAS on April 10th - 13th for a stag. Time to get crazy and raise the roof.b>
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.. When a girl can be your girlfriend and bestfriend at the same time.
If You Cannot Get Someone Out Of Your Head... Maybe Theyre Suppose To Be There!!
Well heres my story. I am an active guy, who is confident and sure of himself and I can cook and bake for those who know the difference. Im from BC, Canada originally in Osoyoos (small town in the okanagan near Kelowna) but now live in Calgary, Canada.
Im Portuguese and fully speak and understand the language. I know what i want in life and always strive to get it!! I get told that i am very kind hearted, thoughtful and respectful to others. I don't really care what people think about me cause I'm always gonna do what I do best, and thats be Me. I don't have to lie or tell bullsh*t stories to make friends, just tell the truth and let people like me for who I am. About 50% of my close friends are girls. I have been told it is because I can take a girl out and actually make EYE contact while talking. LOL
Usually up for anything to have a good time. Im a Sagittarius that likes to workout, swim, rollerblade, hangout with friends, relax at home, go shopping, listen to music, watch movies, snowboard, watersports, salsa dance, hit up a pub for some drinks or watch a game, anything really im pretty laid back and spontaneous kinda guy and i dont let much bother me or get mood swings cause of something pointless. Other than that if u wanna talk. Feel free to message me..
SOME TRUE FACTS!!haha - just purely made up for a good laugh.. so check it out..Lastly if you have a closed mind and tke offense to any of this.. do not contact me .. thanks.. lol
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
JEWISH WOMEN:
First Date: You get terrific head.
Second Date: You get even more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.
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