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K O N K

obedience is pleasureful.

About Me


cherelle.
19.
i have a funny jaw.
i can drive!
i identify with karl pilkington.
i am against female football commentators.

i ♥ family, friends, man utd, becky as didier drogba and anne frank, leah as herself, freddie sears, driving, money, tv, music, meat, films, jimmy carr, alan carr, top gear, michael mcintyre, dara o'briain, spice is nice, never mind the buzzcocks, goldenballs, noel fielding.

i ♥ being annoyed, stalling, losing people, mushrooms, nothing on tv, having no money, professional comedians that aren't funny, sky plus breaking, arsenal.

ideal job: top gear presenter.
i want: a 1.2 corsa, cheapest insurance.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



"It's not my mate Geldof is it?" asked Jarman when asked to guess the song. "I think he knows me. You don't want to know how? I invented Live8 see. This is not actually a lie."

"We were in the recording studio recording our album and I found Bob Geldof's mobile phone number while we were there and I sent him a text message just saying Live Aid 2," declared Jarman. "Lo and behold six month later Live8 comes round. It's just nice to know you've made a little bit of difference."

He added he wasn't upset with Geldof taking the credit. "It is totally true, but I'm a modest guy I can sit back and be content knowing I don't need the recognition," he explained.


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Music:

there's probably more
2pac. 50 cent. aftershock. akon. alanis morisette. ali g. amerie. amy winehouse. angie stone. arctic monkeys. ashanti. avril lavigne. axwell. b*witched. beyonce. bloc party. blood brothers. bone, thugs n harmony. boogie nights. bow wow. busta rhymes. calvin harris. carly simon. cassidy. chris brown. christina aguilera. ciara. city high. craig david. CSC. CSS. D.M.B. da brat.danity Kane. des’ree. diddy. dire straits. dirtbag. dizzee rascal. DJ luck N MC neat. DMX. dr dre. eamon. elephant man. eminem. en vogue. eric clapton. eve. fabolous.fat joe. fergie. five. foxy brown. fragma. girls aloud. gym class heroes. hadouken. ice cube. INME. ja rule. jadakiss. jagged edge. jaheim. james brown. jamie duggan. jamie fox. jamie t. janet jackson. jay-z. jentina. jibbs. j-kwon. j-lo. joe. journey. juelz santana. justin. kano. kanye west. kate nash. keisha cole. keith sweat. kelis. kelly clarkson. kelly rowland. kevin lyttle. klaxons. lady sovereign. lil jon. lil kim. lil mo. lil wayne. lily allen. lisa mafia. ll cool j. lloyd banks. lloyd. luciana. ludacris. lumidee. M.I.A. madison avenue. mario. mark knopfler. mark ronson. mary j blige. mims. missy elliot. motion city soundtrack. ms jade. mutya buena. n*sync. narcotic thrust. nas. n-dubz. nelly furtado. nelly. NERD. ne-yo. nina simone. nina sky. nivea. NORE. notorious BIG. nu brand flexxx. NWA. olivia. omarion. papoose. paramour. patrick swayze. pharrell. pitbull. pretty ricky. pussycat dolls. r Kelly. rah digga. reverend and the makers. rick james. rihanna. roxette. run DMC. sarah connor. scooter. sean kingston. sean paul. shareefa. slipknot. spice girls. sugababes. sugarcult. sum 41. super mal. supertramp. swiss beats. taio cruz. tank. the carpenters. the game. the hoosiers. the lovin spoonful. the pigeon detectives. the shins. the smiths. the streets. the used. three six mafia. TI. timbaland. tinchy stryder. tinie tempah. TLC. tony yayo. t-pain. TQ. trey songz. trick daddy. twista. ultra nate. usher. vitamin C. wayne wonder. wyclef jean. young D. yung joc.

Movies:

there's probably more.
wedding crashers. 8 mile. old school. from dusk til dawn. reservoir dogs. pulp fiction. dirty love. mallrats. jay and silent bob strike back. moulin rouge. chicago. bewitched. practical magic. miss congeniality. white chicks. little man. trainspotting. interview with the vampire. fight club. babes in toyland. little rascals. sandlot kids. kidulthood. oceans. america's sweethearts. pretty woman. tango and cash. stepmom. half past dead. Scary movies. Save the last dance. Never been kissed. Charlie’s angels. The fast and the furious, 2 fast 2 furious. Gone in 60 seconds. Mona lisa smile. Dangerous minds. My best friends wedding. Hook. Peter pan. Little mermaid. Lion king. Princess diaries. Sleeping with the enemy. The jungle book. 101 dalmations. Ransom. Sleeping beauty. Lady and the tramp. Power rangers. Big. Forrest gump. Cinderella. Coyote ugly. Chicken little. Beauty and the beast. Guys and dolls. A walk to remember. 50 first dates. 51st state. Road trip. Donnie darko. Waynes world. The amy fisher story. Mom at sixteen. Shrek. Gangs on new York. The sweetest thing. There’s something about mary. Vanilla sky. Lock stock and two smoking barrels. Meet joe black. Thelma and louise. Sahara. Intolerable cruelty. American pie. Bad santa. Titanic. Meet the parents. Raising Helen. Don’t say a word. St elmo’s fire. The breakfast club. Mighty ducks. Loaded weapon. Not another teen movie. Muriel’s wedding. Racing stripes. She’s all that. Cruel intentions. American beauty. The hot chick. Spiderman. Austin powers. Nine to five. Working girl. Loser. Domino. Kiss the girls. Madagascar. Mean machine. Big daddy. Down to earth. Dr dolittle. Click. Mr deeds. Happy Gilmore. Coneheads. Cars. Starsky and hutch. Zoolander. Armageddon. A beautiful mind. Cinderella man. Gladiator. The break up. Get shorty. Be cool. Anchorman. Elf. Hairspray. A time to kill. The family stone. The notebook. Mean girls. parent trap. Red eye. Alpha dog. Black snake moan. Herbie fully loaded. Confessions of a teenage drama queen. Freaky Friday. Daddy day care. Fracture. What women want. 13 going on 30. Rush hour. Coach carter. Changing lanes. Shaft. Die hard. 6 days 7 nights. Farce of the penguins. Bend it like beckham. east is east. Love actually. Cry baby. Dirty dancing. Charlie and the chocolate factory. The prince and me. Down to you. 10 things I hate about you. The borrowers. Barbershop. Along came polly. Bruce almighty. Scene from a mall. Office space. Wimbledon. Toy story. John tucker must die. My super ex-girlfriend. Legally blonde. Blank check. Just friends. A knight’s tale. Man of the house. Clueless. Little black book. Uptown girls. Just married. Knocked up. The 40 year old virgin. Romeo and Juliet. Ali g in da house.

Television:

I love QI, these are family fortune answers.
Q. Name something you take to the beach
A. Turkey sandwiches
Q. Name something a blind person might use
A. A sword
Q. Name a song with moon in the title
A. Blue Suede Moon
Q. Name a bird with a long neck
A. Naomi Campbell
Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch
A. A burglar
Q. Name a famous brother and sister
A. Bonnie & Clyde
Q. Name a dangerous race
A. The Arabs
Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A. A horse
Q. Name something that floats in the bath
A. Water
Q. Name something you wear on the beach
A. A deckchair
Q. Name a famous royal
A. Mail
Q. Name a number you have to memorise
A. 7
Q. Name something in the garden that's green
A. Shed
Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A. A bicycle with wings
Q. Name something you might be allergic to
A. Skiing
Q. Name a famous bridge
A. The bridge over troubled waters
Q. Name something a cat does
A. Goes to the toilet
Q. Name something you do in the bathroom
A. Decorate
Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A. A dog
Q. Name something associated with the police
A. Pigs
Q. Name a sign of the zodiac
A. April
Q. Name something slippery
A. A conman
Q. Name a way of cooking fish
A. Cod
Q. Name a food that can be brown or white
A. Potato
Q. Name a jacket potato topping
A. Jam
Q. Name a famous Scotsman
A. Jock
Q. Name something with a hole in it
A. Window
Q. Name a non-living object with legs
A. Plant
Q. Name a domestic animal
A. Leopard
Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
A. Knee
Q. Name a kind of ache
A. Fillet 'O' Fish
Q. Name something you open other than a door
A. Your bowels

My Blog

old emails and stories.

couple of old emails.these were written ages ago. but i still love them and always will.yo yo yo its amanda's jacuzzi hello peeps and everybods! well hello there! i have no reason to email you so i w...
Posted by K O N K on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:19:00 PST