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Johnny D.I.L.F.

How can life suck and blow at the same time?

About Me


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Life can get pretty gray if you let the routine and the "norms" run your day to day. So I'm fighting it every step of the way.
I'm basically a high functioning technology geek. In other words I'm social, I work out, I actually care about my appearance, and I enjoy playing with high tech equipment...
My day job is selling web-based software for a fast growing human resources technology company so I am attached to the Net all day. MySpace is a great way to take a quick break and see what's new with my friends or post a few messages. You can IM me if you're a friend and I'm happy to chat but if I don't respond immediately don't be offended. I may be on a call or a demonstration and just cannot switch gears...
Got a technology show on the air in the West Chester, PA. The website is:
http://wwwtechtalkshow.net
Not much there just yet but it will get better....
One more thing... I love all sort of comedy (especially stand-up and improv) but I also appreciate a good twisted tale or joke. Something to feed my dark sense of humor.....

My Interests

Computers, Photography, Music, Football (GO PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!), and Fitness.

Check out the "About me" section for more information. It will expand from time to time.....

I'd like to meet:

Pat Benetar, Don Henley, Carl Sagan, Mariska Hargitay, Jon Stewart, Jenna Jameson, George Stephanapolis, Madonna, Blake Mitchell, Vin Diesel, Ellen Degeneres, Marg Helgenberger, Mel Brooks, Christy Canyon, Stephen Colbert, Ronald D. Moore, Taylor Wane, Alec Baldwin, Jill Kelly, William Shatner, Dave Barry, Victoria Paris, the creators of South Park, the troupe from Monty Python... and many more

Yeah, it's an odd list but I really like to meet all sorts of people.

Ultimately I'm looking for friends who have a bit of a wild streak and will keep in touch.

Music:

The Eagles, Coldplay, Matchbox Twenty, Pat Benetar, Madonna, The Pretenders, The Cars, Genesis, ABBA, ELO, AC/DC, Linkin Park, Elton John, Golden Earring, INXS, U2, R.E.M., Daivd Bowie, Peter Gabriel, Fleetwood Mac, Green Dayand, and many, many more. The list is constantly growing....

Movies:

Young Frankenstein, Star Trek: I, II, III. IV, VI, VII, VIII, Terminatior I, II, III, THe Silence of the Lambs, The Hunt for Red October, Most James Bond Movies, Fail Safe, Alien, Aliens, Spiderman I, II, X-Men I, II, The Incredibles, Pirates of the Carribean, Highlander

Television:

The Daily Show, 24, BSG, Star Trek: TNG, Star Trek: Enterprise, Babylon 5, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, CSI, CSI: NY, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: CI, Robot Chicken, Sea Lab 2021, This Week with George Stephanapolis.

Books:

Nine Princes in Amber, The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, The Hunt for Red October, The DaVinci Code, The Sword of Shannara

My Blog

Concerned About Virus Warnings?

Do yourself a favor.  Whenever you get a warning about viruses or other stories that seem too incredible to be true, check out SNOPES.comThe website is at  http://www.snopes.comI recomm...
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:18:00 PST

9/11

Remembering my co-workers from Aon Consulting who died in the South Tower five years ago. Never stop hunting the bastards who did this to us.  I hope our government is more on top of t...
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST

Farewell to Summer

Took the family down to the Jersey shore this weekend for the official end of summer trip.  The weather cooperated and the crowds were managable.  The boys even got their first look at Wildw...
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

Profile Updated

Finally got back to fleshing out the "About Me".... The original was just what came to me off the top of my head... It's not Shakespeare but please check it out!
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:31:00 PST

Damn, I Wish They'd Fix the Webcams

onthebeach.com was once a great site to see webcams on the Jersey shore but they just are not keeping it up anymore.  Check it out and see if it's just me. http://www.onthebeach.com/  ...
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:56:00 PST

Off to Ocean City, NJ

Not going until tomorrow but this was my second home growing up. Even though I travel these days it's just not a complete summer without seeing the Jersey shore.  It's one of the places that will...
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

Back from Norfolk / Virginia Beach

Back from a trip to the Norfolk / Virginia Beach area.  Virginia Beach reminds me a lot of Sea Isle City in NJ but better organized and with more miltary jets flying overhead.  I'd stick wit...
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:37:00 PST

First Day!

The controls on this site absolutely suck!  Stay tuned while I figure it out....
Posted by Johnny D.I.L.F. on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:28:00 PST