The Last of the Famous International Playboys

About Me

Well, this is the space I suppose that makes or breaks a person. Since I am not one who is prone to stress out, lol, I suppose I'll give to the fat-free skinny on myself! I live in Louisiana, home of New Orleans and JAZZ music (but you gotta say it like Mr. Big) and I will be 30 in a few weeks. If you look at this profile, and decide to write me because I'm pretty, lol, don't waste your breath. I'm at a point in life where I truly don't give a shit WHAT you look like, as long as the person inside of you is good, and- well, as long as you like, or can at least deal with my long-term love affair with Depeche Mode! I like meat and the notion of robbing banks, though I'll have to settle for the Indiana Jones career in ancient Egyptian history I have chosen for myself. The only disappointment in my life is that I don't get to carry a bullwhip and fight the Nazis, lol! Oh, well, perhaps another time. I like GREAT conversation, and talking to people who are FULL of life and love. I am not here for political or religious debate, and if you are, again, don't waste your breath, there are far more important things in life to fight about anyway, lol. I am an incredibly outspoken person, even in these matters, so I feel the previous addendum is important to avoid any differential conflicts in the future, lol. I love MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC. I have played the piano for 24 of my 29 years, and I will play it until I die, so if you don't like music (I can't imagine that), then AGAIN, don't waste your time OR mine writing! I love intelligence, charm, wit, and a good rare steak; I love to cook and read immensely time-consuming novels that would probably bore most people, and I love to drop it like its hot, dancing in my living room while I vacuum the carpet and no one is looking. Lol, I'm new at this, so I hope to meet some really cool people on here, because I love the world, and it is my firm belief that one can NEVER have too many friends! Hope to hear from all of you soon, and I also want all of you to know that you should all bow at myspace member Miki's feet. She's a great friend, and you should all get to know her, because I wouldn't if she wasn't AWESOME! Hope to hear from all of you soon! No, really, I mean ALL of you. No, seriously, I want every myspace member to add me, and I will be the most popular boy on the site. Lol, until then, ciao ciao! [email protected]
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My Interests

Depeche Mode, REM, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Sundays, The Smiths, the Cure, Soulwax, my piano, steak, good books, INXS, women, Veruca Salt, Portishead, Zero 7, Electric Six, U2, great sex, great sex, and more great sex. You get the idea, genius. Take the quiz:
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You are truly an amazing specimen. You're one of the greatest albums of all time according to RollingStone. Every song on you is perfection

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I'd like to meet:

Ayn Rand, Jesus Christ, the love of my life, and a good shrink, in no particular order...Music Video: A SORTA FAIRYTALE (by Tori Amos)

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Music:

Hmmmmmm. Let's do this again, just to take up more space. Depeche Mode, REM, U2, Portishead, Siouxsie and the Banshees, the Sundays, Sinead O'Connor, the Cure, Veruca Salt, Concrete Blonde, Morrissey, Bjork, the Dresden Dolls, Tori Amos, Garbage, Sarah Brightman, Tiesto, Paul van Dyk, Robbie Williams, BT, Armin van Buuren, Einstuerzende Neubauten, Pink Martini, and the list just goes on and frickin' on forever. . .
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Movies:

Oh, dear: City of Lost Children, Buffalo '66, Star Wars (SHUT UP), Indiana Jones (SHUT UP), anything by Jim Jarmusch, David Lynch, or Stanley Kubrick, and many, many others
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Television:

dude, come on! "24"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack Bauer kicks more ass than Bruce Lee in a corner, and yes, I love "Sex and the City", "Dead Like Me", and am now addicted to "Carnivale". . ."Twin Peaks" is still my all-time fave, though...
You're Special Agent Dale Cooper. You're often too
brilliant for people to really follow, but your
infectious enthusiasm makes up for the fact
that you're frequently incomprehensible. You
are smart, intuitive, clear-headed,
compassionate, and cute as hell -- about your
only flaw is your insane coffee consumption.

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Books:

"Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand is simply the greatest novel ever written. In my opinion. I am also currently engaged with the Marquis de Sade's "Justine" and other collected works, a definite must for, well, for anyone.

Heroes:

Indiana Jones, Batman, James Bond, and my father

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Hi, my name is..... Kyle!
Never in my life have I... What HAVEN'T I done?
The one person who can drive me nuts is... my mother
High school... was so long ago I barely rememeber it
When Im nervous... I talk too much
The last time I cried was... last night when I watched "E.T.:The Extra-Terrestrial"
If I were to get married right now my wedding would be... so big even the Mafia and the press showed up
My hair is... flawless
When I was 7... jesus, when was that
Last Christmas... I got my new xbox 360!
I should be... not a lame ass
When I look down I see... the road in front of me
The craziest recent event was... the wedding of Tiffany
If I were a character on Friends Id be... a combo of Joey and Chandler
By this time, next year... I hope to still be alive
My current gripe is... I can't finish Halo 3
I have a hard time understanding.. Scaled Composites
Theres this girl I know who... I want to marry
You know I like you when... I write you sweet notes
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be... the voices in my head
Take my advice... stay away from Spam.
My most wanted wish is... Love, man. Just love for everyone.
If you visited the place I was born... you'd be bored to tears
I plan to visit... Antarctica
If you spend the night at my house... lol....I'll make you breakfast?
Id stop my wedding if... Depeche Mode busted in mid-wedding and wanted to do a set. I'd TOTALLY stop that wedding then and there.
The world could do without... War. Greed. Hate. Intolerance. Shall I go on?
Id rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... Kiss YOU, the person reading this survey.
Most recent thing Ive bought myself... "Transformers" on DVD
Most recent thing someone else bought me... a cheeseburger
My favorite blonde is... Nicole Kidman, when she's blonde
My favorite brunette is... NATALIE PORTMAN!!!
My favorite redhead is.. Tori Amos, by FAR
My middle name is.. Kyle
This morning I... awoke?
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are... humans
Im eating.... nothing
Last night I was... sleeping
Theres this guy I know who... really needs a date! Can you help my buddy?
I dont know? anything.
A better name for me would be... Narcissistic hair-obsessed fatty with a penchant for buggery
Tomorrow I am... going to kiss your mother.
My birthday is... March 7, 1975
What I really want for Valentines Day is... she knows who she is, lol...
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My Blog

R.I.P.. oink.cd.....You will never be forgotten.

In an ever-changing world, the digital distribution of music has for some time now been revolutionized by the single most comprehensive mp3 acquisition site of all time, oink.me.uk. Containing a MYRIA...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:24:00 PST

In Vino, Vitale.

So I have a friend in California that has graciously offered me the spare room in her Redondo Beach apartment in L.A., I really think its time I left. Every face I see haunts me. Every memory I h...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:48:00 PST

GUNS ARE BLAZING.

The weekend has landed! All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. Ive got 48 hours off from the world man. Im gonna blow steam out my ears like a screaming kettle! Im gonna talk codshit t...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:39:00 PST

ATTENTION BLOG READERS AND....AND....OTHER PEOPLE!

HEY! My BEST friend in the whole world, well, she has a costume need I hope you people can help me with! She has a Star Wars belt holster with room for two pistols, but they're not big enough for the ...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 06:20:00 PST

Voodoo Music Experience: Be there or BE SQUARE!

GUYS! Calling all the People to SHOW UP at Voodoo this year! Have you nothin' brewin'? Tickets are just under $150 for the show, and you get THREE DAYS of amazing acts including Sinead O'Connor, ...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:29:00 PST

Insane Asylum phone menu!

My friend Ashley posted this, and really I'm just posting so I'll have a place to re-reference it, lol...feel free to read, however, to your hearts' content! MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello an...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 06:25:00 PST

What a night.

We all went out to dinner earlier this evening and I ran into someone. Once upon a time I think I really loved a girl. And for those who know me well....you know me. Anyway, she hurt me in a way that ...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST

The things you think at times like these

Wow. Its 3:04 in the morning. We're over here playing Halo 3 and I CAN'T get the thought of someone out of my head!! I need some cereal? Lucky Charms! And I have this tiny little itch on my right...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

How typical.

I wrote a really great blog here, and I'm so utterly scatterbrained, I chose not to print it. But I wanted to leave an R.I.P. here in case one day I decide to return to it. Reminder: Submarine...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:21:00 PST

Ramblings of a Rambler.

It never gets easier, it seems, the addiction. I've been off of the needle for months now, and just last night, I had the most intense dream in the world about shooting up. I'm really so pissed. I mea...
Posted by The Last of the Famous International Playboys on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:25:00 PST