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Mattie

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About Me

Hi. I'm a naked squirrel. I like to spin around and prefer salt over sugar. My real name is not what you see but if you write me maybe I'll tell you, but probably not. My life is a constant series of events, typical, I know, however I prefer to be a pirate, no future, no past. Of the moment, by the moment, for the moment, with the moment, so help me, my creed. I do declare, I am a traveler, so if I don't write back, don't think I'm a bitch. Give me a laptop instead. If you need a lily pad or a hand up to understand my lingo, GIVE UP! It'll take your lifetime. However, some have beat it and understand (Mattinese), or my lingo, yo. Dig? I've been around the block/world. Have you? I've not actually been all the way around the world while holding my breath, however the quadrosphere and future zero point axis (that's salty dog terms for the beginning) are places I have started from. I sometimes wear panties, I mean really, what do you want me to say???? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???? HOW DID YOU GET MY INFORMATION?????? I KNOW NOTHING!!!!!! May I please plead the fifth now? Do you have a guest room? With a bed? I'm a traveler and I work better in person. Keyboard, what? What?
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I'd like to meet:

Of the people I've met in my PAST, and the people I dream of for the future, I understandcategories. Let me break it down. Famous/non-famous/super-cool/really chill/what dreams maycome/if you don't worry about it. So, I don't sweat the small stuff. But you DID ask thequestion, so I guess I'm responsible. Can I say re-meet, because those people were prettycool?Famous- Sean Connery when he was young. Non-famous- Jodie Foster Super-cool- Fuck, I don't know Really chill- I think they're all dead.What Dreams May Come- Did I ask if you had a guest room already? Word.

Music:

It soothes the savage soul. Its a lullaby of punk rock. It can be your best friend and your worst nightmare. But without it, I would perish like a yellow-fin tuna in the sands of Time. Kick out the jams. And keep it real. Yeah.

Movies:

JR hockey fight


After being harassed the entire practice, JR gets frustrated and lashes out. Check out these tough guys

Nike Bauer Hockey Training


I got to give it to NHL Superstars in this video. It makes me smile for the game! - Jarome Iginla of the Calgary Flames, Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Sentors, Scott Neidermayer of the Anaheim Ducks. Nike Bauer. Flicks can tell you a lot about a person. Especially the fact that I called them flicks. You may think things about me. Most already do. But speaking of movies, I'll tell you my favorites. Leon (The Professional). Pool Hall Junkies. FernGully: The Last Rainforest. The Secret of Nimh. Silence of the Lambs. Zoltan: Hounds of Hell. I mean really, B-rated flicks RULE! Speaking of that, I do say Brain Scan!!!!! Dee Snyder when he pulls that CD out and says, "Never leave home without it!", I die every time! Its PRIMUS, dude! Say no more. Drop Dead Fred. Everybody needs a restart button or an imaginary friend. Say what you want, read my creed. La Femme Nikita, the FRENCH version. She is a vixen. She reminds me of this bad-ass comic book heroine, her name's RAZOR. Look it up, first series, third book. Yeah, I'm a nerd. I didn't write it in the music section, but I love M.C. Pee Pants. Also known as M.C. Chris. If that's too far out, GIVE UP! Or ATHF. Read it and weep, my acronym. Back to movies. I DO get off the subject sometimes. Did I mention that I need a room where you live? Hotel costs these days. . .especially if you want an indoor hot tub, but I'm not pompous. More about movies later. I'll drive to Blockbuster if you pay for it. But I'll take YOU to the big screen. I mean, motion pictures. How much better can it get?Take the quiz:
What famous hockey player are you?

Patrick Roy
You are the netminding legend Patrick Roy. You excel in many abilities. You are very experienced and you have alot of knowledge. You play smart and you know how to position yourself and cut of angles. You are also superstitious, tricky, and on top of everything your glove is deadly....

Television:

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Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Random facts of tag I'm it comment

I am listing 10 random facts about myself. The instrutions say to list 5 people at the bottom and comment to them to continue the surge. Chain letters or that sort of thing never really my thing. But ...
Posted by Mattie on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

fish video

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Posted by Mattie on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Our trip to Arkansas

http://www.crappie.com/gr8vb3/showthread.php?t=27315 This link will take you to another post by my brother. It has the pictures there. It was a lot of fun. Hope you enjoy my vacation pics!...
Posted by Mattie on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 02:35:00 PST

RUN FOREVER SMOOTH little internet and PC in harmony

Ahh, my PC has a small crash that is waiting for files to be backed up and possible motherboard trouble. This is not a cry for help, but a "hello" to all the nice comments and message senders. I know...
Posted by Mattie on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:58:00 PST

Catfish This Sunday

Hello Anglers and Friends, I went fishing off a friends dock Sunday afternoon. (today) Fishing with worms, fresh from the fridge. The worms were coldyet the catfish did not seem to mind. We {'couple f...
Posted by Mattie on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:29:00 PST

I got 4000 hits & I am due for a blog anyway

I'm going to start this one. However, I was just informed I am late in the writing of a speach. So I will fill this blog with fun pics and know I will be addin' to it here and there until I catch up t...
Posted by Mattie on Sat, 27 May 2006 03:27:00 PST

A What Happen Last Night You ask

  Aww Yeeeaaahhhh......................... MUDBUGS OF CORSE!!! Take that you eagle fans, fly home because you are out this season!!! So we got to Laredo to Take Victory and Get the Presidents Cup...
Posted by Mattie on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 02:55:00 PST

'Bout time to talk about MUDBUGS SIMIFINALS

Today at 2:30pm Special Boardwalk Ceremony! All Mudbugs fans are invited to attend a special ceremony at the River Goddess Statue at the middle of the Louisiana Boardwalk on Wednesday at 2:30 p.m. All...
Posted by Mattie on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 11:20:00 PST

I found this in a box

So looking through an old box. Typical spring-cleaning, stumbled upon these letters. For those of you whom do not know I love the study of letter writing. So this program took a look at that angle in ...
Posted by Mattie on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:36:00 PST

Dragon

Pickled dragon mystery Print this article Email to a friend Canned ... pickled dragon thought to be made for a hoax. A pickled "dragon" that looks as if it mig...
Posted by Mattie on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:20:00 PST