Well, a salty hippo once decribed me as "mother and father... what would happen if Jesus, a Sasquatch, J.J. Walker, Betty Page, Siouxsie Sioux, the fat bass player from Crowbar, your momma, Captain Jack Sparrow and Bob Barker from The Price Is Right all mananged to somehow mate at once and have some kind of glowing uber-child". And something about being a "malevolent Earth-goddess".
So there's that...
But it should also be noted that I respect my elders AND know how to make a mean pumpkin soup. Oh, and I don't fight the funk.
CURRENTLY IN CAHOOTS WITH:
OUR BODIES OUR SLEEVES .