Marshmallow |
My friend Jon Mackey met a pygmy goat named Marshmallow. His neighbor was working at a flea market, and some lady gave hime the goat. It's a white, and squats down to pee, "like a kitten."...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:27:00 GMT |
and the Pat Benatar song, "Invincible" plays really loud as I walk out. |
...and somehow the wind is blowing in the building. I quit my job. If anyone wants to give me new job, feel free. As long as it is soooo fun. Or at least better than listening to rid...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 08:12:00 GMT |
It's kind of sad. |
Does no one in Hollywood care about Jennifer Tilly anymore? Did they even see "Bride of Chucky?" Just close your eyes and embrace it.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 20:23:00 GMT |
Not Resting in Peace |
So, there's this rumor circulating that I'm dead. Apparently it originated in Pierre Bossier Mall. There are 2 different version of the story, that have been relayed to me. The first...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 08:58:00 GMT |
You had me at C4 |
Look, it's me, Dani. So there i was, standing at the snack machine... trying to decide what to get, and i noticed that all the really unappealing snacks are at the bottom.. The generic...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 10:50:00 GMT |
Well... |
I decided to change my name to "The Dagger of Truth." So.
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 14:51:00 GMT |
So... |
Three days ago, I found a spider in my pants.
Posted by on Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:13:00 GMT |
