christine kumarswami - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Iâ€™m a mom and a girlfriend first and foremost. I smile at strangers to make them feel uncomfortable. 9 out of 10 times I push the shopping cart back to the front of the grocery store. I drink wine almost every night unless Jeremy makes me one of his delicious Mojitos. I canâ€™t give my son enough kisses. I blurt out random sentences. I love to scream at stupid drivers. I am obsessed with Sunflower Market. I suck at wrapping presents and will most likely hand make the card that goes along with it, even if it is just made out of pages from a magazine, the back of a phone book and double sided tape. Big Fancy is usually a pigsty except for some reason right now heâ€™s totally clean. I think Paris Hilton is super cute. I will spend no less than $90 to order Maleeâ€™s from Delicious Deliveries. I canâ€™t give Jeremy enough kisses. I love the cast of SNL right now. I wish I was friends with Amy Poehler and Kristen Wiig. I think that network television should air the entire PBS special â€˜America at a Crossroadsâ€™ during primetime. I think Arizona is a terrible place to live. I hate the way my headband feels behind my ears right now, but itâ€™s cute so I will leave it on. I have not slept through an entire night since early 2006. Three Sheets on MoJo is my new favorite show, well, tied with the Office of course. I miss my boyfriend Adam Carolla in the morning, another reason why I think AZ is awful. I love NPR, itâ€™s perfect for those with a short attention span, like me! I dream about the house I grew up in probably 200 times a year. I love every sales person at Nordstrom, they act like everyday is their first day on the job and actually enjoy helping you find the perfect pair of shoes, shirt, or accessory. Did I mention I love to shop, especially online and I have no patience, so I always pay for 2 day air, or next day if itâ€™s available. At the moment, I enjoy cooking yummy meals for me and Jeremy and little meals for Espen. I think I am a very lucky girl.
no not and not! you must never not dare with the club called what. they are impossible to order drinks of.

My Interests

My boys, Jeremy and Espen. I am interested in them.

I'd like to meet:

The person who wants to give Jeremy and I jobs in Oslo and Victoria Beckham, skinny bitch.

fancy schmancy

Music:

There will always be a special place in my heart for Danny Elfman and Oingo Boingo. Oh and R Kelly.

Movies:

dirty dancing, snatch, dracula, grease, waynes' world, fall,hedwig and the angry inch, wet hot american summer, last tango in paris, catch me if you can, big fish + so many more...are you kidding, i'm a movie junkie!

Television:

THE MOTHER EFFIN' OFFICE! Three Sheets. The Family Guy.

Books:

a heart breaking work of staggering genius, high fidelity,last train to memphis-the rise of elvis presley

Heroes:

The guy/girl who buys my condo at the Bon Vie.

My Blog

bed time story

Last night I gave Jeremy a kiss good night, thanked him for mopping and he thanked me for mommying. I told him how I love being a wifey girlfriend...a wifefriend...a gife! We laughed at my new title a...
Posted by christine kumarswami on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST

My Dad's Going Home

In case anyone was wondering, my dad is doing SUPER! They are letting him go home today, which of course my mom is thrilled about. My dad says thanks to all of you who told me to pass on well wishes t...
Posted by christine kumarswami on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

BEST Mother's Day

My mother's day gift was tickets to see Morrissey in concert. The concert wa this evening... In a nutshell, I got to touch Morrissey's hand, rip a button off of his shirt after he threw it in the crow...
Posted by christine kumarswami on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

a written conversation between lovers.

From: Jeremy Caulfield Sent: Friday, May 25, 2007 3:38 PMTo: Battaglia, ChristineSubject: Re: RE: It's a mixture of Pakistani/Thai/Mexican/Indian/Paraguayan (with some Bosnian sau...
Posted by christine kumarswami on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

Jeremy's Oslo Photos

look at them here... http://flickr.com/photos/caulfield/sets/72157600243206926/
Posted by christine kumarswami on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Alec Baldwin

Saw him at sky harbor last night, he approached me to tell me Espen is the cutest baby in the world. I love Alec Baldwin.
Posted by christine kumarswami on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

10 reasons why I LOVE LOVE LOVE Saturday nights.

1. Fred Armisen2. Will Forte3. Bill Hader4. Seth Meyers5. Amy Poehler6. Maya Rudolph7. Andy Samberg8. Jason Sudeikis9. Kenan Thompson 10. Kristen WiigSorry Darrell Hammond......
Posted by christine kumarswami on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:23:00 PST

Wild in Oslo

Starting May 9th, check out http://wildinoslo.blogspot.com/
Posted by christine kumarswami on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

2 Reasons to Get Married

Jeremy and I realized that by not having a Wedding we are missing out on so many things in life...like a KitchenAid and a Cutlery Block! So if you feel like it, check out Target.com and sea...
Posted by christine kumarswami on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:56:00 PST

laughed my head off...

um, UPN's commerical where the girls head falls off and onto the floor because she was laughing too hard is gross. ya, real gross. Well, and just plain stupid.
Posted by christine kumarswami on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST