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Evan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi this is Mario, Evan is my human. I take good care of him and pretty much let him do whatever he wants. He would never take one of these About me things seriously so I thought i would get on here and tell a little bit about him. He just turned 25 and he is what the olds like to call a drifter. Hes pretty happy with the place he is at right now minus a few things. He smiles when hes happy. Hes got a lot of energy and can use it to be the center of attension but it gets a little annoying sometimes. You should probably give him a try cause he will grow on you... a

My Interests

I wanted to get out and meet some new people so I just signed up for this new class at the comunity center. I think its some sort of aerobic jazzercize class. The title of the class is "Junggling Around!" Instructor: Marcus Sweiugh. I am not really sure how that name is pronounced but I will get back to you on that. So I assume the class is going to be some kind of a fusion between jungle dancing while juggling. I think I have the best chance of meeting someone in this class. Friday nights at 10:30. SEEYA THERE!!

I'd like to meet:

I like to make tea, maybe someone to share that tea with...no no no thats my tea, this is your tea....I dont know why its a different color but you better drink it up as fast as you can....there ya go thats the way to do it now just relax.....relax......let the tea take efffecctt.....reeelllaaaxx.....(undesclosed amount of time later)Alright this was fun... Seeya Later!!Now thats my idea of a first date...

Television:

Thousand-hand Bodhisattva Dance



Performed by 21 deaf girls and boys from China's Disabled Peoples

My Blog

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Posted by Evan on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:11:00 PST

Friends Family and Foes alike, lend me your eyes!

To all the girls I've longed for and cheated on before. To the whiskey guzzlers, the shit shovelers, the sudoku puzzlers, and the media-muzzlers To the passersby and the barren skies, to the floating...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:09:00 PST

hamburger dress.

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Posted by Evan on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

word.

 Speak not, lie hidden, and concealthe way you dream, the things you feel.Deep in your spirit let them riseakin to stars in crystal skiesthat set before the night is blurred:delight in them and s...
Posted by Evan on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:45:00 PST

Quit making fun of my dreams, MOTHER!

Ever since I was a little babe I was always throwing stuff, whether it be a spoon at dinner time to try and get a reaction from my high chair, a toy at one of my sisters who definitely deserved it, an...
Posted by Evan on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 07:31:00 PST

new picture of my pet.

 
Posted by Evan on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:33:00 PST

A man, a plan...

"How much for this tiny little trinket?" I found the perfect ice breaker for my blind date as I was downtown rummeging through the coin collecting material at old man Timbsy's table. His table is grea...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:21:00 PST

letters make words, and words make sentences.

Another episode of Evan, drifter at large! In this scene the camera shows Evan reclining behind a counter enjoying the same 20 second conversations over and over throughout the day. The regulars recog...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

I caught a catfish today. Check out the picture


Posted by Evan on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:36:00 PST

tim and eric awesome show great job, and goats.

Tim and Eric awsome show great job.is really funny. I started my new job workin with Goats! no not those kind of goats....   I like working there....
Posted by Evan on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:25:00 PST