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H.P. Buttcraft

A wolf in human shape.

About Me



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In the eyes of the lord, men are his servants.
In the eyes of the lord, women are men's servants.
In the eyes of the lord, we're authority's servants.
In the eyes of the lord, everyone's a servant.

--from the song "Sacrifice" by Rudimentary Peni

Age: 20
Zodiac: Libra
Chinese Zodiac: Ox

Instant Messanger: Rorschach Dies.
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My Interests



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Death metal, heavy metal, power metal, black metal, grindcore, graphic novels (or comics if you want to be a dick about it), cartoons and animation, various forms of intoxication/psychonautary, cooking, cult classic movies, bad movies, obscure movies, creative writing, avant garde literature, the strange and unusual, gorillas, video games, violence and gore.

I'd like to meet:

I took down my little bullshit rant on how I hate emo but my hate mail letter is still linked by clicking on me.I'm mostly a loner but I try to be nice to everybody around me. I enjoy people who are into the same interests as I am, of course, or else it would kind of hard for me to talk about anything else.

Music:


1. Opeth
2. Rush
3. GWAR
4. Pantera
5. Alice in Chains
6. Iron Maiden
7. Meshuggah
8. The Misfits
9. Tool (no, I'm not gay)
10. Slayer
All New England Death Metal/Grindcore bands ( Porphyria , Clitorture , Raising Kubrick , Death Without Weeping, etc.), The Riverboat Gamblers, MANOWAR, Carcass, Decapitated, John Zorn, Naked City, Dimmu Borgir, Nile, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Children of Bodom, Celtic Frost, Turbonegro, Ornette Coleman, John Coltrane, The Doors, Peter Gabriel, Dio, Venom, Metallica when they had Cliff Burton, GG Allin, The Birthday Party, Napalm Death, Cryptopsy, Elliot Smith, Andrew WK, At the Gates, Rudimentary Peni , Buckethead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bjork, Johnny Cash, Evergrey, Warmen, In Thy Dreams, Refused, Yngwie Malmsteen, Strapping Young Lad, Bolt Thrower, Mastodon, To/Die/For, The Accused, Faith No More, The Replacements, Amon Amarth, Crotchduster , In Flames (pre Reroute to Remain), The Cult, ANAL CUNT, Megadeth, Ozzy Osbourne (when Randy was in the band), Agalloch , Mercyful Fate, Cannibal Corpse, Entombed, Enslaved, Killwhitneydead , 3 Inches of Blood , Dying Fetus, Type O Negative, Aborted, Vital Remains, Guitar Wolf, Acid Bath, Akercocke , Emperor, Mayhem, Death, Dismember, Cynic, Electric Wizard, Pentagram, The Murder City Devils, Black Sabbath, Lydia Lunch, Obituary, !TOOH! , Teenage Jesus and the Jerks , Omnium Gatherum , T. Rex, Morbid Angel, Augury , Sleep, Pelican, Sepultura, Finntroll, Moonblood

Movies:


THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: best movie of all time, ever, no questions asked, hands-down
Terry Gilliam movies (The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Time Bandits, Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Fisher King, The Monty Python movies)
The Aliens Trilogy
American History X
American Movie
Anchorman
Apocalypse Now
Battle Royale
The Beyond
The Big Lebowski
Billy Jack
Billy Madison
Born Losers
Bowling for Columbine
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
The Butterfly Effect
The Cell
Children of the Corn
A Clockwork Orange
Conan The Barbarian
The Crow
Cube
Dagon
Dawn of the Dead (1976 & 2004)
Dead Alive
Dead Man
Donnie Darko
Ed Gein
El Topo
The Exorcist
Faces of Death
The Fly (1986)
From Beyond
From Dusk ‘Till Dawn
Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
GI Joe: The Movie
Ginger Snaps
The Gospel Road
GWAR's movies (Phallus in Wonderland, Skulhedface, Return to Ragnarok, It's Sleazy!)
Half Baked
Happiness
Happiness of the Katakuris
HATED: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies
Heathers
Heavy Metal
Hell House
Holy Mountain
The Hobbit
In the Mouth of Madness
Jacob's Ladder
Kill Bill Part 1
Leon: The Professional
Light Years
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Mystery Train
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Naked Lunch
Napolean Dynamite
Natural Born Killers
Network
Night of the Living Dead
Okie Noodling
Paradise Lost
Pi: Faith in Chaos
Princess Mononoke
The Re-Animator
Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
The Road Warrior
Robocop
Santa Sangre
Se7en
The Seven Samurai
Shaun of the Dead
Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Suprmasochist
Silence of the Lambs
Star Wars Trilogy (fuck the prequels)
Taxi Driver
The Terminator
The Toxic Avenger movies
Transformers: The Movie
Trekkies
Troll 2
Unbreakable
Uzumaki
The Wicker Man
Wild Zero
Willow
Wisconsin Death Trip
Ralph Bakshi's Wizards
and of course REALLY BAD MOVIES!
My DVD collection can be found by clicking this link! C'mon, click it and I promise I will never die.

Television:

South Park and the Daily Show are the only current shows I watch. The only good TV is what's not on TV anymore.
R.i.P.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Chappelle's Show
Home Movies
Mr. Show with Bob and David
Mystery Science Theater 3000
The Young Ones
The Simpsons (its dead to me now)

Books:

Real books: House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski, Swan Song by Rorbert R. McCammon, 1984 by George Orwell, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck, Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III, Naked Lunch by William Burroughs, Lords of Chaos: Rise of the Satanic Metal Underground by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind, H.R. Giger's Necronomicon, Anything by Charles Bukowski
Comic books: WATCHMEN , SAGA OF SWAMP THING , PREACHER , Miracleman , Sin City, Superman: Red Son , Hawkworld , The Dark Knight Returns , The Maxx

Heroes:

Bill Hicks (R.I.P)
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Randy Rhodes (R.I.P.)
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GG Allin (R.I.P.)
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William S. Burroughs (R.I.P)
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Theodore Roosevelt (R.I.P)
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Alejandro Jodorowsky
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Andrew W.K.
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Artie
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Asia Carrera
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Balzak, the Jaws of Death
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Batman
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Beefcake the Mighty
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Blanka
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Charles Bukowski (R.I.P.)
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The Crimson Ghost
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Crow T. Robot
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Darkwolf
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Dave Chappelle
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David Lee Roth
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"Dimebag" Darrell Abbott (R.I.P.)
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Doug
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Eddie
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Ed Gein
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Frank Castle
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Homer Jay Simpson
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The Incredible Hulk
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Joel Hodgson
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Johnny Cash (R.I.P.)
Killdozer
Leatherface
Lemmy Killmeister
Mario
Mike Nelson
Necron 99/ Peace
Nobody
Oderus Urungus
Phil Anselmo
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my best friend, Richard Haskins
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Ronnie James Dio
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Rorschach (R.I.P. (spoilers))
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Satan
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Sauron
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Skeletor
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The Florida Skunk-Ape
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Slymenstra Hymen
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Tom Servo
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Torgo
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Triumph, the insult comic-dog
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Vinnie Paul
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Vladimir Lenin (R.I.P.)
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William Shatner
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My Blog

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE, ADMIT IT!

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Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

Never Forget 1-31-07 Never Forget

If you have been asleep for the past day, you probably missed a terror attack on the city of Boston. The terrorists were known as the Turner Broadcasting Network, some sort of giant corporation that o...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

FRAUD! LIKE OMG!

My room mate gave me some mp3s of one of their demos and it was definately one of the most interesting black metal bands I have heard. I read they used an electric guitar that had diesel-fueled pickup...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:24:00 PST

Before the show

Heres the flyer in case you missed the bulletin
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 03:12:00 PST

MOON JEWS (or MOON JUICE)

Rorschach Dies: so hows the night treating you?CKess316: not very wellCKess316: not very well at all, hahaRorschach Dies: its that damn jew moonCKess316: oh, thanks for saying thatCKess316: kinda hurt...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

Ed Gein: Blues Legend

I have a t-shirt of Ed Gein, a famous murderer and ghoul who inspired Norman Bates from Psycho, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I bought the sh...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

The Worst Name of All Time

    I'd be lying if I was to say that I didn't hate my name. At this point in my life, I certainly don't hate it as much as I used to but a long time ago, I really hated the fact that m...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 05:53:00 PST

Dear Denton, Texas...

You have always been and always will be one of the shittiest places in the United States of America and I couldn't give two shits what happens to you or anybody who lives in the city.I hope you burn t...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Sat, 13 May 2006 05:10:00 PST

I'm sorry to admit that my awesomeness cannot properly transfer to the digital age

So I'm officially back in the Lone Star state after a hectic goodbye in New Hampshire. On my flight to Dallas, the plane flew over a couple of what I thought were thunderstorms since I could see a ton...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:16:00 PST

Metalfest, Partying with Bands, and defeating Smaug at Fire Mountain

So for those of you who were uninformed, I went to the New England Metal and Hard(CORE) Fest this weekend. I was broke as I usually am so I didn't get to eat/sleep/buy hookers very much. All in a...
Posted by H.P. Buttcraft on Mon, 01 May 2006 04:48:00 PST