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Uncle Sam's Favorite Neice

so they told me that you ain't my friend

About Me

My radar love is on the blink. No. It's not fucking happening. I don't care if you believe in the first wave, second wave, the falsehood of a nonexistant underground, third wave or anarchy. i'm over it. i'm over him. i'm over her. i'm over you. i'm over me. especially trying to talk to people like they're nice and not going to judge me. It used to be like judge me all you want I know who I am. Now i'm in a world of conformists loving peace, loving democracy while wondering how they could have hate. Hate is the oppostie of love. opposites attract. try and have one without the other.
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My Interests

disrupting your behavior, feminism , dance-offs HEAD TO HEAD, knowing people who know medislikes: a case of the full blown copy cat

I'd like to meet:

hipsters who aren't hip, one for the trebble two for the bass

Music:

anything my friends burn, listening to a person sing/ singalong in my car, and the Caberet sound track. tommy and the terrors (7/22/06 squares)--i wasn't there to be honest, green jelly, padded hell, kings of nuthin', basphomas horns, act of defiance, liquid rasta, welcome to florida, slayer, the misfits, caitlin dunn, carla felter, monadnock mountian boys, sawmills 10, david bowie, punk rock jukebox vol. 1 (various artists), boa constrictor, GNR, Dead Kennedy's etc.

Movies:

I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!


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The Juggernaut!!!

Television:

this is not the internet. you are watching TV. You've tuned in to a channel that you don't want to watch but are stuck sulking because it's on. When all's been hung out to dry and the clothes are being pulled in off the line the truth will come out that some girl stole your favorite bra. tune in next week for a periodical fuck you

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe, nancy drew, other peoples poetry books they leave out mauh ha ha, emma goldman Anarchsim: what it really stands for (sunsite3.berkeley.edu/Goldman/Writings/Anarchism.html) that one poem i read in high school, the gestepo enforcing racial policy in germany 1933 to 1945

Heroes:

the mohawk hairstyle, brock sampson, kevin labonne, dead people, oxymorons and juice, leaders who choose to follow, and of course your mom.

My Blog

privitized. for all you non-readers

do you ever have thoose moments where someone wants to fight you for no reason? i fucking say things to thoose people that make sense otherwise i think you're too cool for school. aka i won't let you ...
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:54:00 PST

motown

i have nothing to blog about but you're reading this anyway.
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:06:00 PST

TOOT! my own horn

check it out. i got kudos I think a thanks is in order...  ...
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 04:08:00 PST

J-O-B

i got my bartending license, i got my bartending license, i got my bartending license. i am so coooool, i am so cooooool   "I like smiling. It's my favorite." fuck yeah...
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 08:37:00 PST

breaking down my name myspace style

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Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

it was the funniest thing!

sometimes it's not so funny when you're so drunk you're not anyone but yourself. or you're just too drunk; you're not anyone. either way it's bad and it breaks and makes me all at the same time.
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 04:50:00 PST

i like coffee and i like tea

I like tea better than coffee. It's less jittery first of all and tastes better, not stronger though. Which is weird because everybody knows that tea's caffine is stronger than the coffee's....
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:59:00 PST

FPC: creditable or conspiracy?

I heard some stuff about my friend Mike the other day. I can't decide if it's information or a fucking conspiracy. I was doing my make-up when my Mom walked into the room. She told me she found ...
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 03:34:00 PST

I miss him

At the begining of the year it wasn't so bad. You know I heard someone killed themself; I was upset. It affected me becasue I was here and having my own bad day and still feeling like l...
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:14:00 PST

New Year

So it's a new year. I was thinking about all of you as I was sleeping last night and I thought a good way to get out some of that shitty, excess holiday cheer was to post a happy new year blog. I...
Posted by bottle crash, clap hands on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 07:17:00 PST