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Ajhar (Vladi)

A good plan, violently executed now, is far better than a perfect plan next week. -George Patton

About Me



I'm Joe. Also known as Vladimir Von Johnson, the infamous Rayzor. I am also known as the equally infamous "Ajhar". And lastly I am known to be the biggest Miami Dolphins fan that I have ever met or even had the priveledge to speak to. I eat, drink, breathe, sleep, dream, and crap Orange and Teal. If you don't like it, then your football team must be terrible, because they are not the Miami Dolphins, take that! Well there you go. Other than that, I enjoy good times and long conversations.

My Interests


Create your own friendquiz hereThe Miami Dolphins. Kareoke victory celebrations (you all know I rock!). Philosophy applied to football and vice versa. World of Warcraft. Good Food. Good Times. Peace and Quiet.

I'd like to meet:

Dan Marino (He's the best QB of all time, ADMIT IT!), Shakira (you will be mine, oh yes) Conan O'Brien, myself in 10 years, my son, Dane Cook, and James Gandolfini.


Music:

Sam Spence NFL Films music. Death Metal while watching football. I like just about everything short of 9/11 country (you all know what i am talking about) and the stuff people today call rap (I call it cRAP)

Movies:

Fight Club, Snatch, Fear and Loathing, Star Wars (except Ep. 1), Indiana Jones, LOTR, Dune, The "new kung-fu", the "old kung-fu", the "funny kung-fu", Star Trek 2 (KKKKKAAAAHHHHHHNNN!!!!!) and alot of other stuff, Im easy to please.

Television:

The Sopranos (for continuing the idea that the Mafia ROCKS SO HARD!) South Park (the show that started as a big fart joke, and slowly began to align with my entire socio-political take on the world) Family guy (for the obscure pop culture references) Most adult swim stuff, most anime, Miami Vice (don't lie, you all LOVE IT) Dukes of Hazzard, Seinfeld, and almost anything on the History Channel (I like history channel, so what, you wanna fight about it?)

Books:

The Bible, The Book of Wrestling, most Tolkien publications, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Wheel of Time series, and most Hunter S. Thompson publications (articles or otherwise)

Heroes:

Dan Marino, the person who thought up TV shows on DVD (YOU ROCK!), George Lucas (For making movies that consumed my childhood and adult life), Hunter S. Thompson, Bruce Campbell (This is my BOOMSTICK!), Tony Soprano, my parents (hey, I have survived up to this point), and last but not least, the guys who invented the internet...THANK YOU!

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Leave Your Name, And... Leave me your name, and: 1.  I'll respond with something random about you. 2.  I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3.  I'll pick a flavor of jello...
Posted by Ajhar (Vladi) on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:22:00 PST

My sadest day...

...on this earth is upon me. My dearest friend, William Brunty, was found dead yesterday morning. I am cut and bleeding. WHY?! Why you, who were so close, who had so much left to give. This is for you...
Posted by Ajhar (Vladi) on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:54:00 PST

Tag..I meant to do this awhile ago

You've been tagged. Here's the game of "You Have Been Tagged" as it was passed on to me:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged...
Posted by Ajhar (Vladi) on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:06:00 PST