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About Me

In my younger days, I was a Jedi Knight. In my later years, I've became a historian and religious scholar. I came to MySpace to dispel misinformation about vegetarianism. My historical expertise lies in South Asia, most particularly India. My religious knowledge encompasses the Hindu and Buddhist religions, along with vast knowledge of the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam).

I present you with a quote: "Half the dogs in America will receive Christmas presents this year, yet few of us pause to consider the miserable life of the pig, an animal as easily as intelligent as a dog, that becomes the Christmas ham."

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My Interests

Reading literature

Studying history and religion

Watching baseball

Playing tennis

Walking Zoey (my awesome pup)

Spending time with the lovely Praseedha (my wife).

I'd like to meet:

In no certain order: My future kids, Ashwariya Rai, Ziyi Zhang, Milla Jovovich, Kate Moss, Jeff Corwin, anyone who likes the smell of roasting human flesh, J. K. Rowling, Trent Reznor, Billy Corgan, anyone who likes casting the first stone, Robert Smith, David Bowie, Stephen King, Leo Tolstoy, Walt Whitman, Eknath Easwaran, Sri Ramakrishna, Amma, the person who invented latex, Muhammed (PBUH), Jesus, Lord Krishna, Siddhartha Gautama, Abraham (the prophet), Martin Luther, St. Francis of Assisi, or anyone else interested in helping humanity, but, most of all, Big Brother.

Music:

The Cure

The Smashing Pumpkins

Nine Inch Nails

Pink Floyd

Roger Waters

David Bowie

Cheb i Sabbah

Bach

Mozart

Vivaldi

Monteverdi

Gregorian Chant

Tori Amos

Moby

Johnny Cash

George Strait

Klaus Nomi

Philip Glass

Qur'anic Recitation

Movies:

Eraserhead

Pi

The Passion of the Christ

The Last Temptation of Christ

Labyrinth

The Godfather I-III

The Lord of the Rings

Harry Potter I-V (VI isn't out yet)

Star Wars I-VI

Hero

House of Flying Daggers

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

American Desi

Untouchable

The Village

Television:

Hannah Montana

Gilmore Girls

Desperate Housewives

The Daily Show

The Colbert Report

Digging For The Truth

Survivorman

Any Jeff Corwin show

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye
Nine Stories
Franny and Zooey
Harry Potter I-VII
The Hobbit
The Lord of the Rings
Animal Farm
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Anthem
Brave New World
We
To Kill A Mockingbird
Lord of the Flies
The Dark Tower I-VII (and any other Stephen King book associated with DT)
The Witching Hour
The Last Temptation of Christ
India: A History
The Upanishads
The Bhagavad Gita
The Dhammapada
The Holy Bible
The Holy Qur'an
Imitation of the Christ
Autobiography of a Yogi
The Ramayana
The Mahabharata
The Godfather
The Odyssey
The Aeneid
The Oedipus Trilogy
Tao Te Ching
The Divine Comedy
Watership Down
2001: A Space Odyssey
2010: Odyssey Two
2061: Odyssey Three
3001: The Final Odyssey
A People's History to the United States
The Chronicles of Narnia
Leaves of Grass
Red Dragon
The Silence of the Lambs
Hannibal
Atlas Shrugged
A History of God
The Way of a Pilgrim
The Pilgrim Continues His Way
Fahrenheit 451
The Brothers Karamazov
Living Buddha, Living Christ
Death of a Salesman
Where the Red Fern Grows
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Jungle
Of Mice and Men
War and Peace
The Night Trilogy
A History of Georgia
Guns, Germs, and Steel

Heroes:

Mahatma Gandhi

Siddhartha Gautama

Jesus Christ

Jeff Corwin

St. Francis of Assisi

Muhammed (PBUH)

Dumbledore

Most importantly: Big Brother

My Blog

Family Matters

I'm very lucky to have married into the family I have. I have a great wife, one cool ass sister, and some awesome parents. They have welcomed me into their family in more ways than I could never have ...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Thu, 15 May 2008 04:19:00 PST

I Have A Meez!

Praseedha made me create one. I'm about 200% sure she got the idea from Shahreh. Thanks, Shahreh. I appreciate it so much (insert sarcasm here)....
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Wed, 14 May 2008 04:40:00 PST

Takosushi

Guess what? I got a second job there! I'll be at the one in Evans. Come see me when we open up in a few weeks. If you don't know what we have to offer, you can check out our site below:Takosushi...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Thu, 08 May 2008 03:44:00 PST

A Scene From Work Tonight

I say to a customer, "What a cool tattoo! Is that Pali (for those of you who don't know, Pali is a language other than English)?" The girl who had the tattoo answered, "No, it's Sanskrit (This is a la...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:51:00 PST

Tonights Final Jeopardy Clue.

"The only sitting Vice President elected to the presidency since Martin Van Buren."The answer is George H. W. Bush.One of the idiots on Jeopardy wrote down, "What is Al Gore?" Seriously?!?!? Was Gore ...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:10:00 PST

FBI’s Most Wanted List

Osama Bin Laden is number one on the list. My kickass beard is number two.
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 05:38:00 PST

"Jesus Is The Reason For The Season"

Really? Maybe I’m mistaken, but I thought seasons happen due to the yearly revolution of the Earth around the Sun and the tilt of the Earth’s axis relative to the plane of revolution. The ...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:58:00 PST

Ode to My Beard

Oh my dear sweet thick manly looking beard, Let me count the ways, of how I love you so For one day, you magically appeared, And since then, I find it hard, to let you go! With your presence, you make...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:06:00 PST

A New Minor Course?

Life has been very crazy lately. Here's what's on my mind currently: I'm thinking of changing my minor from Secondary Education to German. I don't want to be a high school teacher. I want to teach on ...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:09:00 PST

Deformagraphy

I'm tired. I've worked about 33 hours in the past 4 days, and I'll probably work another 28 in the next four days. Plus, I have classes Monday through Wedenesday evening. Great stuff, huh? I don't min...
Posted by The Diabolical Madman on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 10:18:00 PST