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Josh the Pirate

Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

About Me

I'm not too much to worry about once you get past the fact that I'm cooler than you.. ..

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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My Interests

new schools of thought, conspiracy theories, violent video games, cigarettes, swords, films, filmmaking, your mother, her mother, every mother subsequently thereafter I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I'd like to meet:

Like minded individuals.

Music:

Yea. I listen to it. Wanna fight about it? Rest peacefully Brad.

Movies:

They entertain me.

Television:

Telewho? although I did recently discover this "on demand" thing. tis nice.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, Abbie Hoffman, things written on beer napkins, quotes under the bottle caps of Red Dog Beer

Heroes:

Khalil Gibran, The Dalai Lama, Siddartha, Abbie Hoffman .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

After 11 years with a disability, I can finally give it a name.

Anosmia. Here's what wikipedia says about it. Anosmia is the lack of olfaction, or a loss of the ability to smell. It can be either temporary or permanent. A related term, hyposmia, refers to a decrea...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:34:00 PST

I guess a more valid update would be in order.

Yes. I have a job. Bills will soon begin to be paid. Food is in the fridge. All is well in the jungle. In other news, I think I'm allergic to banana peppers. Not in a "eww banana peppers" way, but in ...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Section of the Dhammapada.. kinda struck me.

12. Self Knowing that one is dear to oneself, one should guard oneself well. For one out of the three watches of the night a wise man should keep watch. 157 First he should establish himself in what...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:48:00 PST

What an odd couple of days..

I edit my previous blog entry about Wal Mart. They now employ mongoloids at the doors now, not to hand you buggies, but to look at you, cross eyed. And make you feel dirty.
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

I suppose ye be wantin an update?

Well tough. I have no update. I'll even go as far to write a blog about how I have no update. There is officially no update. But I will say this. Black people and Mexicans are wonderful, amazing, funn...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

Wal Mart traffic

I prefer Wal Mart at night, but if you have to go in the daytime, here's some tips to help you avoid any frustrations. Parking 1. The louder you are, the more obnoxiously slow pedestrians will move. S...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:21:00 PST

The news... as of now.

Anyways, I'm bored. At night the elite come out on XboxLive... so I immediately suck. All of the 8 year olds I crush during the day are in bed. Just the hopped up people who do nothing but play Xbox a...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST

To some of my old 'friends' from the AUG

Once again, I address those of you who seem keen enough to keep me on your list, but nonetheless seem to want nothing to do with me. The least you could do is wish me well or tell me you're happy that...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

Try this out for your funny bone.

Its a little script I'm working up after an hour and a half long conversation with a bellsouth tech support operator trying to get my DSL working. Note, though inspired by the conversation, alot is ad...
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:03:00 PST

Alright. Reconnected to society.

So we have the net now. Yeeha. We're good and settled and couldn't be happier. My pad is badass. Seriously. Anyways, any of you punks want my phone number down here, just drop me a line.
Posted by Josh the Pirate on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:41:00 PST