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IYF Pork

If you can read this shit you're gonna be blind.

About Me

We are totally has beens [As if we were every anywhere to begin with] ...and life couldn't be any better. With every day as lame as the next, it's almost like we've been trapped like Bill Murray was in Groundhog's Day, but without Andy MacDowell hanging around to fuck anything up. We're going on 7 apathetic years, and the only thing we have to show for it is one tour that failed miserably and turned into a camping trip, and well...come to think of it, we don't really have anything. To put it simply, we'd just like to think of each show we played as another free show, and some more free beer, and we've been crazy about every band we've played with. You know who you are.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/1/2005
Band Website: iyfpork.afterbirthcasserole.com
Band Members:
Aug 6th, 2002. We couldn't believe we actually graduated highschool, but we could believe that everyone at the Boiling Point thought we sucked ass. Why did we get on board Half Gallon Records? Because there was no such thing as Phillip Shive.
Andy F. - Guitarded
Jeremy H. - Drummist
Patrick T. - Basshole
Influences: Bad
Sounds Like: A bunch of screaming apes masturbating in their own feces.
Record Label: AfterbirthCasserole.com
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Anyone who listens to our music is dumb as hell.

I had to say it, and I'm even dumber for making it. Did we break up? Ahahahahahahahahahaha! I have to take a shit.
Posted by IYF Pork on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:39:00 PST

IYF Pork is no more...

likely to play a show in the next few weeks than Biggie Small's fat ass coming back from the dead. All members are living it up, enjoying their lives away from the enslavement of shit rock. Although...
Posted by IYF Pork on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:23:00 PST

Did I say we were playing a show?

Well, 2 out of 3 aint that bad. In fact, I was able to put into motion something that I had been dreaming of for a long time. PTX played it's first and hopefully only show to around 5 people at the ...
Posted by IYF Pork on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

We missed Twisted Sister!! DAMN!!!

I'm glad I haven't been able to update anything in a while. With school out I feel less obligated to slave to anything. I wake up in the morning, refuse to shower, head down to the bike shop, attemp...
Posted by IYF Pork on Sat, 27 May 2006 01:04:00 PST

Uh.....

I've been watching a silent movie for a couple hours hoping this one chick dies, but unfortunately I dont think it's going to go as planned. I hate movies, and yet I work at a video store. Thank you...
Posted by IYF Pork on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

Boils, jobs, bicycles, and cars.

We still aren't dead, the title of this blog says it all. I just wanted to express my excitement about getting to play with Dominant 7 again (It has been YEARS.) Equally so we're excited about Astro...
Posted by IYF Pork on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

CAROLINA UBER GAYNESS!!

I am nothing more than a rambling idiot, no better than that asshole with the rainbow wig behind the plate at a baseball game wearing a rainbow wig and holding a John 3:16 sign. I sit around destroyi...
Posted by IYF Pork on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:10:00 PST

Aborarorealis.

After spending all weekend toiling over the sideskirts for my tercel and huffing assorted adhesives in the process I found myself at the cafe making some full metal racket. As usual things were all w...
Posted by IYF Pork on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:32:00 PST

Leap Year

Chaos and poker chips. All those who threw shit, talked shit (especially about my mom's knitting) and managed to survive our fandangled set Sunday I give props to. I'm not sure what to say, when you...
Posted by IYF Pork on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:54:00 PST

A personal memo from the des of the Great Satan

As I panic because my job scheduled me to close on the night of the show we have with VAMP/Eagle Seagull I just can't help but feel how out of touch with the scene I have become. In a way, I really e...
Posted by IYF Pork on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST