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Brillo

joshbrilliant

About Me

I have 2 parents:
One is male, the other a female...
Im a major athlete...in 1990 on one sunny day in my mothers uterus...(well i say a sunny day, I really mean in a deserted forest, being brutally raped with no concent evident for the sexual intercouse my father was craving)..well anyway, in 1990 I won the gold medal in the "sperm race" out of millions of other little sperms. I attend my education at the JFS school of Arts and Crafts. My passion is music, Joel Brooks and violence with defenceless animals such as the squirrel...poor guy got its head caught in the barrel of my gun.
Sometimes I feel lonely (so lonely)...I am so lonely...I have nobody...to call my own...

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Interests

Everything...you.

Bands ive seen live:
Bombay Bicycle Club
Bloc Party
FAITHLESS!
The Magic Numbers
Kasabian
Editors
Beck
Goldie Lookin Chain
The Maccabees x2
INFADELS x2
The Rifles x2
Milburn
The Strokes
The Young Knives x2
The Raconteurs
Dirty Pretty Things
Keith
We Are Scientists
Starsailor

I'd like to meet:

Yes, yes that would be very nice.

Mr Hudson and The Library

Music:

MC Charmz, MC Maaian, Terriaki Boyz, Jordan Marcus and Dj Cranberry. WIFE.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, American Beauty, Jackie Brown, Amelié, Leon, Taxi Driver (the one with a young Robert Deniro), Confidence, Lock Stock + Two Smoking Barrels, From Dusk Till Dawn, Fight Club, Bullet Boy, Traffic, Spirited Away, Go!, Crash, The Football Factory, Brazil...

Television:

Scrubs, Sugar Rush(Lebsian SoftPorn), Green Wing, Drawn Together, Peep Show, Ideal, Nighty Night and a bit of Queer Duck.

Books:


You Are a Party Girl!
You give Paris Hilton and Tara Reid a run for their money
(Who knows? You've probably even run into them at a club or two)
While you do have fun - relax a little every so often
All those drinks do nothing for your looks - or your bank account Are You a Party Girl?

Heroes:

Ronald Macdonald for making people fat...thats a horrible thing to say...BAS