Message From Santa |
Message From Santa
--> -->Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have, I will tell my elves to make some goodies for me to leave unde...
Posted by Curtis on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST |
Why Do Women Cry??? |
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy as...
Posted by Curtis on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST |
A Duck Tale |
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, ...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:59:00 PST |
What Not To Say To A Police Officer... |
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?4. Hey, you must'...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:00:00 PST |
A Good Black Man |
Good Black Man
Everyone reading this : 1. Is a good black man 2. Has a good black man 3. Will be blessed with a good black man soon 4. Has met a Good Black Man; but failed to recognize him. Good Blac...
Posted by Curtis on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST |
Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M |
Calif. Woman Spanked at Work Sues for $1.2M By JULIANA BARBASSA Associated Press Writer
FRESNO, Calif. Lawyers for a woman who was spanked in front of her co-workers as part of what her employer sai...
Posted by Curtis on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:07:00 PST |
The Heimlich Maneuver - Oh MY Hilarious! |
The Heimlich Maneuver - Oh MY Hilarious!Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietl...
Posted by Curtis on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 04:36:00 PST |
The Survey Says ???? |
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ?
Rum and Coke
Beverage (alc) ?
Corona
Color ?
Black
Food ?
Steak and Potatos
Item of clothing ?
Oakland Raiders Jersey
Meal of the day ?
Tuna on ...
Posted by Curtis on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:41:00 PST |
YOU PROBLY FRUM DA PROJEKS IF |
YOU PROBLY FRUM DA PROJEKS IF:
1. The milk you drink requires water.
2. You put sugar on your frosted flakes.
3. Your kids were in your wedding.
4. You ...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:19:00 PST |
