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Beorn

"help me take a bite out of crime..."

About Me

I'm a dog. I belong to a rad chick named Heidi. We chill a lot. We met when I was young and she rescued me from a meth lab run by a toothless train engineer. Despite the wretched conditions of my youth, I have grown into the most badass dog you will ever meet--or so I am told. If you want to, hit me up we can share some iams or a little milkbone action, my SN is LadadaBeorn. Not really, because I can't type with paws.

My Interests

rawhide, squeaky toys, keeping watch, staring out the window, barking at cats, barking at pigeons, placing my hair on carpet and bedding and clothing, iams with wet food, ice cubes, following my mommy, the bark park, snuggling, and licking myself.

I'd like to meet:

bitches, sons of bitches, people.

Music:

Snoop Doggy Dogg, Bow Wow, Three Dog Night, The Chipmunks

Movies:

Milo and Otis, Homeward Bound, The entire Air Bud series, Benji, My Dog Skip, The Shaggy Dog, Dr. Dolittle, Beethoven, 101 Dalmations, Turner and Hooch, K-9 Cop

Television:

Scooby Doo, Lassie, Wonderdog.

Books:

Shiloh, Jessie Come Home, Clifford, Pinkerton.

Heroes:

Lassie, Snoopy, Scooby Doo, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Marmaduke, Sgt. McGruff