I'm interested in getting my dog to learn to play dead, fetch the paper, and snag beers from the fridge for me. Also, I'm interested in getting beers.
People who share my contempt for first names.
The Strokes, The Beatles, Stevie Wonder (Innervisions, Songs in the Key of Life, Talking Book), Madvillain, Beck, Radiohead, Pearl Jam, Modest Mouse, Guided By Voices, Nirvana, Weezer, The White Stripes, Lou Reed, The Velvet Underground, Kanye West, A Tribe Called Quest, Superdrag, Supergrass, Beach Boys, The Flaming Lips, MF Doom, Solo Project, First Natural, PANDA!, Wilco, Bright Eyes, the Grey Album, Gorillaz, Bloc Party, LCD Soundsystem, King Geedorah, The Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Gram Parsons, Johnny Cash, Gnarls Barkley, Spoon, Eagles of Death Metal, Neutral Milk Hotel, My Morning Jacket, Jens Lekman, lots of stuff. Oh, but not fucking Sam Bush. I hate that guy.
Raising Arizona, Unbreakable, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Rock, Blazing Saddles, Fight Club, MST3K.
Arrested Development, Lost, The Office (US).
Fight Club, Survivor, Native Son, Middlesex, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dune, Lord of the Rings, American Psycho, Less than Zero, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys, Go Tell It on the Mountain, Geek Love, Waiting for Godot, Perfume, The Physics of Baseball, Where the Wild Things Are.
Martin Luther King Jr., Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Bill Clinton, Dwight Shrute.