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Quesi The Dog!

Quesi . . . dilla!

About Me

My name is Quesi, pronounced like Casey.
I was born somewhere near Pullman, WA. My parents were not very nice, they liked to hit me. One day they were so drunk they got sick of beating me and left me out in the sticks. Luckily the authorities found me in time and put me with a foster family. On/around my first birthday I was adopted by my daddy Mikie, and he showed me the world I was missing. I lived in Arizona for a while and got my partying days done early. Keggers rock! I'm almost 6 now and have had a very fulfilling life. I'm probably the smartest dog alive, in training to be a professional escape artist. I'll be six sometime in August, but nobody knows exactly when I was born. I have silky white fur and a black mask. I think it makes me look like a ninja. My bark is definately worse than my bite; I'm a lover not a fighter. If you bring me bacon or some chicken you can be my friend!

My Interests

I enjoy long walks on the beach, hiking, biking, hanging at the neighborhood pub, or just cuddling on the couch with a movie and a bowl of kibble.

I'd like to meet:

I love everyone, except the f'n mailman and the Seattle Times guy. What the hell are they doing on my porch anyway. Effers. I particularly like attractive women with sweet high pitched voices. I prefer medium sized bitches, preferably of the working class. Shephards, Malamutes, Huskies, and other Border Collies are my favorites but I'm always open to new ideas.

Music:

I have no opposable thumbs I can't switch the track!

Heroes:

Houdini
Lassie
Rin-Tin-Tin