Hey thanks for stopping by! Now let's git down to bidness: Whether you choose to admit it or not, you love Britney Spears. Maybe you don't think she can sing -- but you have to admit that her music is awesome. Maybe you don't think she's pretty -- that's fine as long as you agree that she's HOT (yes there is a difference). You might even argue that she's kinda... well... dumb -- but let's see you sell 10 million copies of your debut CD before casting judgments, okay brainiac? Deep down, these contradictions are what infuriate some and fascinate most about Britney.
Additionally, Ms. Spears is guilty of all of the following: she represents everything that is wrong with the American pop music industry, she doesn't write her own music ("Dear Diary" doesn't count), she lip-syncs at concerts and often doesn't even stay til the end, she lies about her personal life, sexual escapades, and substance abuse habits on a near-daily basis -- and best of all, she gets away with it, every single time! Oops! indeed!
But don't worry... if you just learn to ignore all those silly nagging qualms about "good music" and "appropriate role models" and "real breasts," you too will find yourself getting swept away in the bubble gum-saturated, python-clad, Madonna-smooching whirlwind known as Britney Spears! Or at the very least you will find yourself bobbing your head in time to the music... say it with me now: "Hit me baby one more time!" Don't you feel better already?
