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About Me

I am a son, a brother, a friend, a lover, once a child, someday a man. I have lost, I have loved, I have lied and I have cheated. I have hurt others and been hurt in return. I have laughed and smiled, mourned and cried. I bleed just as you do. Once all the things that we are led to believe matter are stripped away; the things that mean nothing in this world, we are not very different you and I. I am but a grain of sand in life's endless desert. Move an inch from where I lie, and you would never know I exist; I would be nothing more than potentially there; unnoticed, unwanted, and unremembered, for all of eternity. Forever destined to be nothing more than a whisper that the wind will carry to nowhereâ€¦ to no one. When one closes their eyes and falls away from this materialistic world that we have all become accustomed to, you realize just how unimportant you may be in the larger scheme of things. What have you done with your life? Even if you have 100,000 friends on myspace like our beloved Tom, will they remember you when you are gone? Will your name live on for others to tell about in stories or songs or books. We grow up believing in heroes and fairytales always loving those who persevered in the face of adversity, overcame obstacles, and did what was just for a greater cause. As advanced as we are, life is so much simpler now, there is no dragon to slay, no maiden to rescue, no means of achieving peace of nations. We have found a means of ridding ourselves of any adventurous life at all. Our age at most could have far diluted comparisons to the stories of old. Can we ever be a hero; that knight in shining armor... I don't know. I have come to realize that you can take nothing from this life but love. Love of life, of living, of friends, of another, of family. For that is the only way...through that love, you will live on through eternity as long as your achievements, your recognitions, your voice, echoes through time. The only thing that matters is what you do with the time that you have. And at the end of your life, when all else is gone and you are alone, walking in an unfamiliar place, yet you have known your whole life you would walk through at the end, and you reach for the last door that you will ever step through... what will you remember when you close your eyes... what will those who you left behind remember about you...

My Interests

.. TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL, SOMETHING UNCONVENTIONAL, AND WHAT IS THOUGHT TO BE UNREACHABLE, ONE CANNOT EXPECT TO WALK A PATH OF CONVENTION. THERE IS NO IMPOSSIBLE. THERE ARE ONLY THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO GO THE DISTANCE, AND THOSE THAT NEVER WILL. No limit Texas hold'em, EGGS, young strapping boys, my sweet prince, turning up the music really loud and rocking out, my left-arm power bracelet, pumping some iron, gay chad, philosophy, the human mind, questioning the norm, burnouts, vampirates, spaghettios, belts, finding reasons to take off my clothes and wear something scantily clad in nature, beer bongs, looking at the world through my kaleidoscope, boobies (o)(o)'s, hair dye, flat irons, women's jeans (bulge included), back somersaults, trapezius muscles, cool weather on an otherwise sunny day, shaving the bod, the glasshouse, young guns, riding around in the taurus, carlos, the power of greyskull, my large bag of oregano, frisbee at the beach, the night i danced with the devil, guitar solos, not wearing underwear, boddingtons and coors light, my itunes visualizer, laughing until you forget what laughing is, fighting the waves with my brother.

I'd like to meet:

AIM - Imovestars4no1Whoever holds the answers to my questions."The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is to just love, and be loved in return."

Music:

alot. .

Movies:

ROCKY 4!!!!! .. width="425" height="350" ..Grandma's Boy, Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball, Boondock Saints, Troy, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Ready to Rumble, 10 Things I Hate About You, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine Of A Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, The Pest, Clerks, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, anything with Will Ferrel or Vince Vaughn, anything created by the ingenious Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and of course, Pumping Iron.

Television:

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, VH1, Cartoon Network, That 70's Show, Scrubs, The Office(featuring the one and only dwight k schrute), UFC and Family Guy.

Books:

GOOSEBUMPS 'MUTHAFUCKS'... R.L. Stizzine!

Heroes:

Achilles. Arnold. Hercules.

My Blog

A modern day Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

so despite my best efforts to live life to fullest, i often find myself living a little too full for myself and those around me. I've never been an a fan of "under doing it" and seem to be the number ...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

PERSPECTIVE REARS ITS UGLY HEAD

What are you gonna do with all those A's and B's you got, if you don't know anyone who cares when you get out? The deals of life are made on the golf course, in the temple, over the phone, at the gym,...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

a toast to memories

so i read something today that got me thinking. at least enough to put my thoughts on paper finally. i find that as life goes on, not only do people change, but we change as well. the same things aren...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:36:00 PST

as fred durst might say...it's just one of those days

when you live a life solitude masked with social mannerisms and smiles you wake up one day realizing that everyday is as empty as the last always just as overflowing with pain as you would expect and...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:33:00 PST

enlightenment...hmmm

"To achieve something supernatural, something unconventional, and go against what is taught and understood to be unreachable, one cannot expect to walk a path of convention..." - the motherfucking j...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:21:00 PST

a day anew...

so today for someone reason i feel a lot better about my life. don't know why, maybe because i'm doing really well with my health and fitness goals, despite my growing boredom with chicken and vegetab...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:32:00 PST

sigh

i think if given the opportunity to change my name i'd change it to something in latin that means what the fuck is going on. i've never been so hurt and confused and everything all at once. i should h...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:30:00 PST

the way i feel every second i'm not feeling

i sit and watch the dotted lines go on and on i ride into oblivion with hopelessness on my mind i can't help but feel confused or possibly sorry oh so sorry for not being as perfect as perfect can be ...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 01:32:00 PST

a dictionary and its infinite wisdom

My advice to those with nothing better to do or say is to pick up a dictionary and stop when you get to "x." Excellent Joaquin's Awesome Contemporary Utilization Library And Teaching Etiquette present...
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:08:00 PST

my newest obsession

For those of you who claim to like video games, good news, the sweetest game ever just came out. GO PLAY THE INCREDIBLE HULK: ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION NOW. Better yet, just buy it and take my word for it....
Posted by Dwight K. Schrute on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:24:00 PST