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Bryan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm the biggest waste of potential you've ever known. (I'm a loser ba-by, so why dontcha kill me.) I'm fun to talk to because I'm nonconfrontational and will rarely disagree strongly with you, at least not out loud. I score embarassingly high on pointless standardized tests. Despite this, I still frequently misspell words such as "embarrassing". I once considered myself the 5th best play-by-play announcer in the business. I'm keepin' it treal on da streets, yo. I really miss the late 90s. My phallus is bigger than you'd figure. I'm only 73% as depressing in real life as I appear to be on here. I wanna make movies.

My Interests

Sitting on my fat ass. Watching entertainment media. Talking about aforementioned media on the phone or on the internet. I lead a rich and challenging lifestyle. Me am social flutterby.

I'd like to meet:

Chicks. Preferably ones who combine intimidating intellect with exciting psychiatric issues. I seem to do well with those. Within a broad definition of the phrase "do well".

Music:

I'll listen to just about anything, but I tend to stay away from country and rap. I don't really know much about music, I've known too many musicians to claim that I do. A few favorites include Tom Waits, Metallica, Mozart, Loreena McKinnett, Beastie Boys, Dido, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Poe, Snoop Dogg, Tori Amos, and Stephen Sondheim. Oh, and Britney Spears. I know I shouldn't smoke the crack, but I do.

Movies:

If I listed every movie I loved, we'd be here All. Damn. Day. So I'll keep it to the bare "desert island" minimum: Apocalypse Now, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The General, Aliens, Living In Oblivion, Clerks, Night of the Living Dead, Children of Men, PCU, The Seven Samurai, and The Little Mermaid. Don't laugh. I've killed many a man for dissing cartoon redheads.

Television:

My TV addictions include MST3K, The Sopranos, The Shield, X-Play, any Joss Whedon show (Buffy, Angel, Firefly), Lost, Simpsons, Family Guy, Arrested Development, and pretty much anything on Comedy Central or Adult Swim. And of course the pro rasslin. But... no reality TV. HATE reality TV.

Books:

I compulsively read thriller-type novels (Michael Crichton, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Childs, Dan Brown, Matthew Reilly, etc), but I know they're the literary equivalent of cheetos and eventually I'll finally get to that Melville and Doestoevsky which I've been putting off. I'll read anyone that captures my interest, from Victor Hugo to Terry Pratchett to Hunter S. Thompson to H.P. Lovecraft to Shakespeare. I'll also read pretty much any vampire book, no matter how crappy (Laurell K. Hamilton, looking at you!). Also, I have an unhealthy love for graphic novels (which is Snob for "comics"), especially anything by Alan Moore or Neil Gaiman.

Heroes:

Those annoying fuckers who are the same age or younger than me, but have achieved so much in their lives. If I were less apathetically lazy, I might be jealous.

My Blog

If I ever hear someone say "honest to blog" out loud, Im punching them. This is your warning.

I'm terribly bored.  HOW BORED ARE YOU?  Bored enough to be killing time doing standard Myspace surveys.  By the way, all my friends apparently really hate them some surveys, since I looked through ev...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 03 May 2008 12:45:00 PST

Worst. Lingerie pillowfight. Ever.

To anyone who saw Raw last night, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.  And I love Mickie and Maria, but whoa jesus that was crazy bad.  So any of my wrestling buddies or other accquainta...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 11:34:00 PST

life is a bitch, and then you murder/suicide

Yeah, tasteless title. Not anywhere near as tasteless as what Chris Benoit actually did. Having personally lived through an incident where a man tried to murder my entire family, I think I'm better ...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:49:00 PST

My vampires-in-wrestling movie synopsis

So since I've gotten a grand total of two people to actually read this damn thing when I sent it to about a dozen, I thought I'd post it here and see what anyone had to say. Please leave feedback comm...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 26 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

At least there's no... um....

Ah, Texas. Not so different from my home state of Tennessee. Just... exagerrated. I live with my mom and stepdad, in the suburbs. We're north of Dallas, a gigantic house in a tiny town called Pros...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 21 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Closing time

So, after almost 28 years of residency, I'll be leaving Tennessee on Tuesday.  Yeah, I was surprised by the suddenness too, after all the stalling.  Wasn't my plan, but in this thing I'm a ...
Posted by Bryan on Sun, 13 May 2007 02:28:00 PST

Too... much... wrestling.....

So I worked four different shows within a 48-hour timespan.  One Friday night, one Saturday night, and two on Sunday.  I think I saw at least a quarter of my Myspace official friends at some...
Posted by Bryan on Mon, 07 May 2007 12:11:00 PST

Ty Blade: touch o' the downs

So Ty Blade doesn't know the difference between Friday and Saturday, apparently.  That's why me, Waterboy Nick, and Billy Flea drove all the fucking way up to Metropolis IL yesterday for a show t...
Posted by Bryan on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 02:10:00 PST

Updating... cuz I gotta do SOME sort of "dating"

To those who're wondering: no, still no progress on That One Thing.  Let's just say I'm gonna be a lot more careful in the future about who I go out of my way & spend great amounts of ti...
Posted by Bryan on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

About my Top 8

Ya know, some people get amazingly touchy about whether or not they're included in your Top 8 Friends, so I thought I'd post this to clarify my position on the subject.  In short: I don't think i...
Posted by Bryan on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST