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Nick Whiteâ„¢ (Nothing's Funny Right Now)

Fuck your friends and be nice to your enemies, so your enemies will become your friends, and then yo

About Me

I WOULD HOLD THIS GIRL'S HAND FOREVER. I LOVE MY BABY!!!


MY REASON FOR BEING, AND HER PROGRESS...
SUMMER MERIE MAGLIO, COMING SOON TO AN FTW SHOW NEAR YOU!!!
In 1983 (the year you were born)
Ronald Reagan is president of the US
Sally Ride becomes the first American woman to travel in space
Marines are killed when a TNT laden suicide terrorists blows up Marine headquarters at Beirut International Airport
US Marines and Rangers invade the island of Grenada and evacuate hundreds of US citizens
The Soviets shoot down Korean Airlines flight 007
The Internet Domain Name System was invented by Paul Mockapetris
Ronald Wilson Reagan signs a bill creating Martin Luther King Day
Baltimore Orioles win the World Series
Washington Redskins win Superbowl XVII
New York Islanders win the Stanley Cup
Return of the Jedi is the top grossing film
"Every Breath You Take" by The Police spends the most time at the top of US charts
The A-Team and Webster premiere What Happened the Year You Were Born?
me,myself and I in 150 questions! by klesa
name: Nicholas J. Maglio
nickname: Too many to count
birthday: December 22, 1983
height: 5'10"
weight: 190 lbs
hair: Dark brown
eyes: Brown
any piercings?: No
tattoos?: No
any siblings?: No
what do you like to wear?: Whatever's comfortable
*favourite...*
book?: Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks
color?: Red and Black
movie?: Walk the Line
celebrity?: Kevin Federline
place?: The ring
food?: Chicken fingers
dessert?: Chocolate chip cookie dough Ice Cream
alcoholic drink?: Jager Bomb
non-alcoholic drink?: Cherry Coke
day of the week?: Saturday
number?: 21
month?: December
city?: CashVegas
country?: USA
animal?: Dog
time of the day?: Late night
smell?: Pussy?
tv channel?: Fox
song at the moment?: Make it Rain
friend?: Billy By God Merciless
*worst*
place to be?: Work
time of the day?: Morning
day of the week?: Tuesday
song/music gender?: Polka?
animal to you?: Emu
drink?: Odd Question
food?: Vegetables
*have u ever...*
been so drunk that you cant remember?: Yeah
cheated: Unfortunately
been cheated on?: Unfortunately
been in love?: Definitely
been on TV?: Many times
stolen anything?: Many times
been on stage?: Yeah
passed out?: Yeah
had a surgery?: No
broke the law intentionally?: Oh yeah
had a friend pass away?: Yeah
been lied?: Yes
been dumped?: Yes
*do you...*
do drugs?: Not anymore
get drunk?: Sometimes
dance?: Not well
party?: Sometimes
sing?: In the car and the shower
play an instrument?: No
get along with your parents?: Sometimes
think you are attractive?: Not really
swear?: All the motherfuckin time
smoke?: No
get motion sickness?: No
wear contacts/glasses?: Yeah
get good marks?: I could have
watch cartoon?: Yeah
drink milk :3 ?: Yep
write poems/stories?: Sort of
take a particular medicine?: I take five
go to psycholog?: Yeah
have a pet?: Nope
are you allergic to something?: Not as far as I know
play an online rpg?: Not anymore
get online on msn a lot?: No
google a lot?: Everyday
have fights?: Every week
read magazines?: When I'm on the shitter
read comics?: No
how many hours do you sleep?: Either a lot or a little depending on the day
how frequently do you go to hairdresser?: Every 3-4 weeks, just went today
get along with your teachers?: I'm not in school
*music*
What's your preferred genre of music?: Hard rock, rap, emo, whatever's on that doesn't suck
All-time favorite band/artist?: Eminem, MCR, Evanescence
All-time favorite song?: There's a lot... Let's go with Breakdown by Breaking Benjamin
How many CDs or MP3s of your favorite band/artist do you have?: Too many to count
What's your favorite radio station?: 102.9 The Buzz
rock?: All day every day
blues/jazz?: Not really
classical?: No
rap?: When the mood hits me
pop?: Some
country?: Some
emo/screamo?: More than you could know
heavy metal?: Definitely
techno?: Some of it's good, the rest is bullshit
reggae?: I guess
r&b?: Yeah
*last...*
time you cried?: Friday
movie you watched?: Theatre: Alpha Dog/DVD: 8 Mile
person you talked on the phone?: Merciless
cigarette?: Long ago
song played?: In This River by BLS
thing you ate?: Steak, French Fries and Mac and Cheese from Logan's
time you took a bubble bath?: Long ago
time you got drunk?: A while back
time you read a book?: A while back
email you get?: Lavonda, bout an hour ago
person you got a fight?: Rick santel, last Saturday
time you hugged someone?: Saturday night
time you kissed someone?: Saturday night
time you met someone new?: Today
time you went for a date?: Saturday night, I guess
*do you believe in...*
God?: Yeah
religions?: Still trying to figure that one out
aliens?: I'd be stupid not to
ghosts?: Yeah
afterlife?: I'll find out when I get there, won't I?
yourself?: Sometimes
astrology?: Sorta
karma?: Definitely
magic?: Only Criss Angel, strictly because he's a warlock
*in a girl/boy*
hair: Black with Pink bangs
eyes: Brown
hobbies: Being the best girlfriend I could ever have
style of clothing: Whatever she wants
kiss on first date?: I've done more than that, right baby?
love at first sight?: It happens
*random*
who do you wanna slap?: Merciless
who do you wanna kill?: A lot of motherfuckers
your dream: One shot at the big time
do you want to get married?: One day
love?: I'm there and it's amazing
i wanna be: Self-sufficient
all you need is: A nap
identy yourself with 3 words:: Pretty fucking gangster
what is your worst characteristic?: Lack of confidence
what are your fears?: Being alone
what is your weakness?: Girls and wrestling
favourite quote?: On a scale of one to awesome, I'm the Shit
cartman or kenny?: Cartman
shoes you weared last time?: Black Skecher Boots
what is your aim for this year?: To get my shot.
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You scored as Tag team. You won't be the top guy, but you will get a few main events. Tag team gold is the easiest to get, but also the easiest to lose!

Tag team


97%

Hardcore


87%

Old School Brawler


80%

Memphis


77%

Luchador


50%

Technical


50%

Super Heavyweight


50%

Power wrestler


37%

Jobber


33%

80's WWF


27%

Monster


23%
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Upcoming Shows All of these are shows you can defintely come see me at, except the first one, barring illness to my lovely fiancee.
Saturday, June 16th... Crossville Youth Center
Friday, June 22nd... Cookeville NGA

Saturday, July 7th... Crossville Youth Center
Saturday, July 21... Spencer
Saturday, July 28th... Cookeville... "Fighting Spirit" Strong Style Tourney

Saturday, August 4th... Crossville
Friday, August 31... Cookeville

Saturday, Sept. 29th... Cookeville

More dates to be added, in Crossville, Cookeville, Spencer, and possibly McMinville

And of course, there will be those Friday and Saturday nights where I will be appearing at the Stadium Inn for USWO and ATL Wrestling.
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Music:

My music
- My Chemical Romance
- Skullkin
- Butcherpriest
- Flyleaf
- Chamillionaire
- Akon
- Atreyu
- Dashboard Confessional
- Avenged Sevenfold
- Yellowcard
- Jimmy Fallon
- old Alanis Morrissette
- Ben Folds
- Nickelback
- 3 Doors Down
- DMX
- Eminem
- Crossfade
- Jay-Z
- The Killers
- Story of the Year
- Hoobastank
- Linkin Park
- Drowning Pool
- Dynamite Hack
- Eazy-E
- Snoop Dogg
- Insane Clown Posse
- Finger Eleven
- Breaking Benjamin
- Christina Aguilera
- Kelly Clarkson
- Johnny Cash
- John Mayer
- Kanye West
- Kittie
- Korn
- Ludacris
- Guns'N'Roses
- Metallica
- AC/DC
- Carrie Underwood
- Gym Class Heroes
- Fergie
- Ozzy Osbourne
- NWA
- Nine Inch Nails
- Weezer
- Green Day
- HIM
- Killswitch Engage
- Nelly Furtado
- Papa Roach
- Sublime
- Taking Back Sunday
- Oasis
- Fall Out Boy
- Hawthorne Heights
- Dope
- Many, Many More

Movies:

My Favorite Movies
- Walk the Line
- Hostel
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
- Napoleon Dynamite
- Saw
- Saw II
- Walk the Line
- Saving Private Ryan
- The Breakfast Club
- Fight Club
- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
- Santa Fe
- Scarface
- The Waterboy
- Billy Madison
- Casino
- The Godfather
- Goodfellas
- Boogie Nights
- No Holds Barred
- Grease
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Clerks
- Mallrats
- Chasing Amy
- William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
- Private Parts
- Spiderman
- Spiderman II
- Ready to Rumble
- Team America: World Police
- South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
- Kids
- Rumble in the Bronx
- The Incredibles
- Beyond the Mat
- All three Lord of the Rings movies
- All four Harry Potter movies
- Ready to Rumble
- Bloodsport
- Jackass: The Movie
- I know there's more, but I'm tired of typing

Television:

My Favorite Television Shows
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Law and Order: SVU
- Criss Angel: Mindfreak
- American Idol
- Reno 911!
- South Park
- The Real World
- Road Rules
- The Gauntlet/Inferno
- Chappelle's Show
- Mind of Mencia
- The Apprentice
- Newlyweds
- The Ashlee Simpson Show
- America's Next Top Model
- Hogan Knows Best
- Breaking Bonaduce
- Celebrity Fit Club
- Antiques Roadshow
- Crossing Jordan
- Making the Band
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
- Full House
- Saved by the Bell
- WWE Raw
- WWE Smackdown
- USWO TV
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Robot Chicken
- American Dad
- Harvey Birdman
- Squidbillies

Books:

- Have A Nice Day: Blood and Sweatsocks
- Ric Flair: To Be the Man
- The Stone Cold Truth
- The Hardy Boyz : Exist 2 Inspire
- It's Good to Be the King...Sometimes
- How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale

Heroes:

- My Dad
- Triple H
- Superman

My Blog

I Stole This From Ron Trauma...

I'm literally head down on the desk, crying. For once, someone else's words are going to put into perspective what I can't say:Wrestling is broken.We are fans of an utterly unique medium, one that req...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

Who won't get offended?

So here's the bottom fucking line. I'm sick of people that should give a shit and should be trying to build me up in this business knocking me the fuck down. I never claimed to be Chris Benoit or AJ S...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:08:00 PST

Upcoming FTW Shows

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Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

Watch as Nick Gets His Ass in Trouble

Fuck Nashville Wrestling.I can't stand the fucking politics. I can't stand the promise of matches that will never happen and the pushing of guys who will never draw a fucking dime. Do I draw any money...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:45:00 PST

I Have a New Favorite Wrestler

Her name is Lum-Kaicho... Enjoy ...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Tired

I am fucking tired of people in te fucking wrestling business who have no clue how to run a show being the ones who have the say. Leave the booking to the people who have been doing this for more than...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:35:00 PST

I've been tagged

I was tagged by...Jimmie.The rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 5 people to be tagged...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

Wrestling Survey

I'm bored... All my wrestling folks, answer me some questions...1. Moment you realized wrestling was the business for you?2. Best match of your career?3. Favorite people to work with?4. Stiffest chops...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

There Aren't Words for This

I was trying to type a blog about Mike Awesome dying today, and I got nothing... This sums it up pretty fucking well, though.The Mortality of The ImmortalsCredit:List of names and ages:Eric Cohen Abou...
Posted by Nick White" (Nothing's Funny Right Now) on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST