About Me
When Tim Turner was born, he ran out of his mother, and ran around the hospital breaking everything he could. While he was running in the hall way which happened to be 40 yrds, they realized that within the first minutes of birth, he could run a 4.2 40. He threw a few doctors and nurses out of the window, broke a few computers, ect. The government decided that Tim needed to be raised in the mountains under the direct supervision of wolves. As soon as he arrived on the mountain top, some wolves approached him. They said, "we read the news paper so we heard about you, but if you're to roll with us, we have to see if you can hold your own in nature." Then a BIG BEAR walks up with boxin gloves and a hoodie and says, "lets see what you all about kid." Within 7 seconds, the 2 day old Tim had put the bear in a sleeper hold, and then made a fur coat out of the motha fucka. One wolf said, "Yo, thats that baddest nigga I've EVER seen in my life."So he rolled and grew with the wolves, learning how to catch fish with his mouth and survive cold winters. In turn Tim taught the wolves to roll blunts and play spades. One day Tim saw a Bright silver light comin from the cave, Yes it was silver, Shut up. Tim walks in the cave, and there was a sparkling silver Tenor sax sticking out of a rock. As Tim walks up to the saxophone the spirits of Parker, Coltrane, Monk, Tatum, Cannonball, Ravel and Mingus appeared in a circle around the rock and Tim wearing Wu-Wear T-shirts Sweat Pants and walmart flip flops. Coltrane says in a deep rumbling voice"We have come to witness this devine apointment." Tim picks up the horn and starts to play. When he's done, the spirits are jumpin up and givin each other High 5's and then Ravel says "YO, thats the baddest nigga I've EVER seen in my after life." At this point Tim takes his own life, and joins the spirit world. While in spirit form, he BEATS RAVELS ASS and says...."YOU're NEVER allowed to use the word Nigga. I appretiate the compliment, but I didn't want you to walk around eternity thinkin that shit was cool." Parker and Coltrane were sittin there sayin" Yeah Maurice, that niggaz gotta point.The Cave thing happened in early 2007, so Tim Turner is still among you and the story is still being written. He's said to be on the Moon. If you listen Really close, you can hear him playing "Put It In Your Mouth" in all 12 keysPeaceLayout made by xklipse at CreateBlog.com .
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