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upsilon caballero

I am here for Friends

About Me

i was born on a pirate ship. a plumber kicked me in the mouth and my tongue is swollen. i mean, i was born on a pirate ship. apparently, i rap in black empty,so i guess i'm a rappist- check out the black empty music page on myspace....i like you, you're neat. salvador dali should be me grandpa, together we would bake loafs of bread that would cast shadows on entire cities. musicmusicmusic. i want strings and hitted things to speak for me too though. i'm a true believer.

My Interests

dissonant behavior which dislodges the assemblage point from it's habitual position, and of course constructing sound and playing with it is a definitley preffered method , car accidents and wardrobe changes that are way too important only happen everyday because we think they should and other thing s of that un nature perpetuated by ritualized intent... conscious or not, here i come... hide and seek was the world then, wasnt it?

I'd like to meet:

birds

Music:

lately : songs of green pheasant, mouth of the architect, to live and shave in l.a., hair police, agoraphobic nosebleed, venetian snares, project blowed, shunga, blanket- (heh heh, check that shit out on myspace, along with shunga...then buy our split cd), yowie, animal collective, collosamite, u.s. maple, DEMUNE, lozenge, the mighty OXBOW!!! jana hunter, chris corsano related things, many things john zorn, kayo dot, SPIRIT OF TRUTH clips on youtube.

Movies:

naked lunch, the Life Aquatic, eraserhead, adaptation,the big lebowski, fargo, where the buffalo roam, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, jacob's ladder, movies in which vince vaughn is such a total asshole that it's hilarious... which is most of the ones he's in, yes...Amelie, Alice, Visitor Q, Old Boy, pi, zoolander, if christopher walken is in it, chances are I'll watch it... same goes for Bill Murray.

Television:

Home and Garden Television ( I love looking in people's windows to see what their house looks like as a diorama when i'm walking around neighborhoods, so HGTV is like porn to me) conan o brien, home movies, brak show, aqua teenhunger force,

Books:

anything by ; Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams, and,Carlos Castaneda,... that book Gojiro is the shit..., Piers Anthony is fun, Kafka, Khalil Gibran,

Heroes:

Daffy Duck, night vision in a bedroom, salvador dali, jim morrison's ribs, chuck norris' stretch pants empire, the guy that fought my stepdad from a long time ago, uncle joe, ground beef

My Blog

onward towards isness (commencement of intent)

gypsy freedom.   handful of mimicry scattered as ash to the horizon.  now is a current unto which born is free.    to cry straight from the womb in the face of all western medicine...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:14:00 PST

where the

weeds grow,    at the ends of ropes.   unwanted.        hoping for a swan.  one more straw for the camel's back... encore!     best ways to erase ones...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:47:00 PST

droog est urlg>

mahosht eln flakhar.   speoogh>? rahalamkt.  klahagolb. smaha eln braolaet! yes noah, language IS  plague from space. seperate our hemispheres why dont cha?! riffs are for sissies, t...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 08:25:00 PST

hollywood smells...

harry visiting went reasonably well, met a couple a good people ( will and ben, it is comforting to know that there are people like you running around shitty places like hollywood )made some noise wit...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 04:54:00 PST

why...

why buy the cow, when you can cry over spilt milk all day until the sour makes you gag and forget about crying cuz now you dont want to waste that expensive lunch you bought.?! does ANYbody still watc...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mitch all together and gone...

helly shit!!! i cant believe mitch hedberg is dead!!! that sucks so much ass. ray said that he was bummed about not coming up with new material and people were yellin out his punchlines... people tha...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

waking

kolohe is a dog with mystical wisdom i've had a taste of , she'll lick your hand when she's ready.   maybe i'll tell jake that i sensed her exploratory urges and set her free to roam kane...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

after all

i was trying to tell cupid he should stop making people inbreed in certain areas for his entertainment because one day those mutants are gonna take over and make us do stuff that's not fun by genetic ...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

scratch

hellnevermindnow serotonin levels comin back up ... kids unhelling. still dont like the seven o clock wakey though. did you get the memo about the internal technology policy? it says that those s...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me is here to ummm what do i uhhh... wait no wait here:

we were all on a crickity wooden bridge miles above a huge canal bordered by a scenic quaint town i would've taken in the scenery more if i wasnt so worried about how to get d...
Posted by upsilon caballero on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST