Hi, my name is Kim, my age is 22, my sexual preference is Lucy. She’s gaaaaawgous!I have an eclectic taste in alcohol (John Smiths, cheap scotch from Tesco’s and female funk), drugs (ibroprofen, wine gums and washing tablets) and music (Bjork, Bjork, Antony and the Johnson’s, Lamb and Bjork). The aforementioned (Bjork) occasionally makes my eyes go really wide!I work as a care assistant, I look fantastic in my blue blazer and I get to wear a name tag. I like the old people I care for… sometimes I have dreams about them…In my spare time I sometimes indulge in the odd trifle dessert, bathe in baby oil, dance my ass off at the Cell, drink 3 pints at the Jolly Brewer and hang out with my best buddy Kev (he’s a star).My girlfriend is the best bloody person in the world, she is a really good cook – tonight we’re having coq au vin – she is a comic genius and suggested we should use sausage in it instead of chicken therefore developing a new recipe called coq or sausage!I moisturise daily, sometimes twice and like to take long walks everyday to keep my body at the peak of its health! This means I can shag a lot and afterall, isn’t that what we all like to do most!
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What does this mean?To quote the BBFC: The R18 category is a special and legally restricted classification primarily for explicit videos of consenting sex between adults. Such videos may be supplied to adults only in licensed sex shops, of which there are currently about 90 in the UK.You are filthy. Congratulations!
