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Iain (Vickys Myspace Boyfriend)

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About Me

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After much careful and precise analysis, using the latest in computer modelling regarding our understanding of how negative feedback into closed loop systems affects field forms around strange attractors across 4 dimensional planes, i have decided that giving any clear information about myself is 'uncool'. As i am clearly the antithesis of uncool and, furthermore, being a humanitarian alongside celebrating the buddhist ethic of loving kindness, i have created a true or false quiz for all you Rat fans out there.....wherever you are....probably. Enjoy xx
1 - When i was 13 i had tea with the queen after winning a blue peter competition to raise funds for lifeboats by organising a school disco/dance competition.
2 - I've got a bloodstained t-shirt (my blood) from sparring with former IBO welterweight champion of the world Jawaid Khaliq.
3 - At the age of 14 i was banned from all nationwide Wilkinsons stores for theft of a maths set and 2 pencils.
4 - I have a birthmark on my left buttock
5 - I have a secret passion for puppetry
6 - i'm a cunt and i'll stab you in the back to steal your cigarette
i used to run a neat little promotion outfit

My Interests

Animals, Astronomy, Boxing, boobs, Coffee, colours, Darkness (in a strictly non dysfunctional goth sense) Dixies chicken (see also 'chicken tumor'), Environmental issues, Edam, Fishing, friendship, Guitar, gifts, Hats, heathland, Independence, inter-rail, Jokes (preferably filthy), joie de vivre, kissing, kissing, Locomotion, lunching, Music, myspace, Nebulae, No idea, Opal fruits (i shall not waver), oaty goodness, Promoting, politics, Quids, quality streets, Religion, Revelation, Spirituality, still no idea, Truth, tolerance, Understanding, ? Viz, ? Winning, X-girlfriends, X-men (the cartoon people) Yawning, Zorrow, zylophones

I'd like to meet:

right then - table of 4 again - Richard Dawkins, Siddharta Guatama, and Bez from happy mondays

Music:

Joanna newsom, anthony and the johnsons iForward Russia!, Bert Jansch, The Verve, The Delgados, Radiohead, grandaddy, Spiritualised, sparklehorse, Oasis, Pulp, hope of the states, the first embrace album (the others are shit), Eels, Tori Amos, Jeff Buckley, The Stone Roses
The Smallprint, The Titanic was a hoax, Tiger Warsaw, vinyl collide, Spatch...?, Passing of a thousand hearts, rigollo, Lipstick Entourage

Movies:

Donnie Darko
The Scent of a Woman
a requiem for a dream
Good Will Hunting
Sin city
Lord of the Rings Trilogy

Television:

I'm Alan Partridge
Never mind the Buzzcocks
Battlestar Galactica (re-imagined)
Fire fly
Have i got news for you
C4/BBC news
Peep show
the ' boosh
Celebrity big brother
buck rogers in the 25th century

Books:

Dracula
morals of roussoux
the suicide club
the long way round
the doors of perception
Gods Debris
The Hobbit
My family and other animals
1984
the game

Heroes:

anne widdecombe
Jamie Oliver - top chap
Petia Raynor - top gal