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Whitman

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About Me

I have a rather respectable Media Writing Honours Degree. Top of the bloody cohort, too. For all the good that's doing me. But, then, I have some gin left lying around, too... I know which is my favourite of the two right now.

My Interests

Gin, cake, fags, me. I find scribbling stops my mind from itching so much.

I'd like to meet:

That bird out of that thing.

Music:

Terrible. You can hear for yourself in my Videos, but I wouldn't bother if I were you. Sincerely.

Movies:

The Comedians

Books:

The Glass Bead Game, Monkey Planet, Forever War, Mister Spanky's Guide to Welsh Knitting, The Eight Laws of Fucking Shite, an encyclopaedia with the cover obscured by paint and gaffer tape...

Heroes:

Not that Ted Bovis fucker, that's for sure. Uhm... Richard Burton? Does that sound good? Fucked if I care. Burton, Orwell (but not for his writing), John Osborne. Ted Hughes. Keith Giffen, George Harrison, Ronnie Wood, Mister Spanky. Definitely Mister Spanky. Definitely. Oh, and that bird out of that thing. And Helena Bonham Carter. Because lovely.

My Blog

Whitman's Madagascan Adventure

No great fan of rugby, me, I decided to fuck off to Oslo to help a mate out researching the decline of the traditional sandwich bar industry. Now, I know and you might know he's talking wank when he ...
Posted by Whitman on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:18:00 PST

Poor little Korean girl from 1950....

Yet again, I was bored and nobody stopped me....   http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&uf id=2C50342E026CECE1...
Posted by Whitman on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:50:00 PST

Jenna + Ashley = Better Than Cake

Shit me bandy.  I have new friends.  Sure, they're Americans.  Sure, they wouldn't look twice at me.  Sure, they're getting married.  But, I don't really care, because they kn...
Posted by Whitman on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:00:00 PST

Beyond Tat and Nonsense

I was bored and nobody stopped me.  Hence, new song (I use the term limply) in the videos section... ...
Posted by Whitman on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:32:00 PST

Whitman's Thai Adventure

Strange.  Only a week ago, I was approached by Odessa DeMille Studios.  Seems they had been commissioned by the TB-STD Network (Thailand Division) to produce a retrospective TV documentary o...
Posted by Whitman on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:23:00 PST